Trump Says Drinking Bleach is Harmful, in Devious Plot Against TikTok Leftists
"It's really, really bad. You TOTALLY shouldn't drink it!"
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#TYLENOL#tylenolgate
District Court Judge Orders Trump to Reassemble Exploded Venezuelan Drug Boat
Trump must personally scuba dive to collect the wreckage and any remaining fentanyl, the judge found.
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#TrenDeAragua#Venezuela
D.C. Declared Safest City in America After Entire Police Database Accidentally Deleted
Officials call it “a miracle of modern policing.”
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#WashingtonDC#crime
American Eagle Apologizes for "Not Trolling Even Harder"
The fashion brand promises to elicit "even more woke tears" with less subtle ads and mock trigger warnings.
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#AmericanEagle#SydneySweeney
Brigitte Macron to Arm Wrestle Michelle Obama for Transgender Charity
A portion of the proceeds will go to "high profile pubic figures accused of being trans."
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#BrigitteMacron
DeSantis Unveils Alligator Alcatraz Expansion Wing: Python Penitentiary
"Come for the Sentence, Stay for the Squeeze."
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#alligatoralcatrazdraft#AlligatorAuschwitz
REPORT: Baby Oil Sales Up 300% Since Diddy Acquittal
Johnson & Johnson confirmed the sharp increase following the jury's decision.
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#DiddyTrial#DiddyVerdict
Trump Claims White House Dog Ate Epstein Files
"Beautiful dog. Powerful jaws. Tremendous appetite for classified documents."
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#EpsteinFiles#Epstein
Brian Wilson Estate Slams Trump Over 'Bomb Iran' Beach Boys Song Parody
A representative called the "Barbara Ann" parody "in extremely poor taste" following his recent death and the Iran military strike.
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#IranIsraelConflict#IranVsIsrael