John Farnham

[John Farnham @TheFarnsy]

@TheRoyalBeard ... to be honest its just one shot in a chain reaction...

[John Farnham @TheFarnsy]

off to commence the re-invention of my fashion today... wish me luck!!!

[John Farnham @TheFarnsy]

just back from arvo coffee with Glenn... I wish he'd buy for once...

[John Farnham @TheFarnsy]

Queensland trip was productive... several surf club gigs soon to be announced. Oh and hi to all the ladies at the tweed bowls club.

[John Farnham @TheFarnsy]

sorry for the lack of updates my dear fans... i flew to queensland and managed to puncture my colostomy bag... brown stuff everywear.

[John Farnham @TheFarnsy]

@Timmwardion its more down than an Air France Jet off the coast of Brazil

[John Farnham @TheFarnsy]

just had lunch with Diesel... there was a pube in his pie... sorry mate, i should of told you...

[John Farnham @TheFarnsy]

just listened to Dave Dobbyns new album... intimidated

[John Farnham @TheFarnsy]

trying to decide whether you're the voice.... I cant really understand it...