Father Christmas

It's me, THE Father Christmas. Accept no bloomin imitations!

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99 sleeps. That's all.

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Do you know how fiddly it is to make an iPad mini!? Slightly more than an iPad, slightly less the an iPhone

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“@RangaClaire: #spotted! @TheFatherXmas http://t.co/ImgMwXAb” been rumbled

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Lets see what's behind @TheFatherXmas Advent Tweets door number 1: Bing Crosby - Winter Wonderland http://t.co/WM5n4Oc6

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas http://t.co/JyaCFXul

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Is your tree up yet? Ah. Putting off until the weekend are we?! Homebase won't have any good ones #keepcalm #christmas

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Yes it's still November BUT it is 31 sleeps till bloomin Christmas. That's a bloomin month. Commence merriment!

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'I wanna be a @ToysRUs kid' ... I don't think so.
This is how the bloomin song goes http://t.co/Kh8IxfuI

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And Now A Word From Our Sponsors.... Holidays Are Coming http://t.co/NKv14KBu

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That Halloween, Bonfire night etc all over... Is it us now? Is it our turn.

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*cracks knuckles, adjusts specs* 53 sleeps people... This poop just got real.

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Just got a Memo from our Media Division. Apparently you lot have been getting Xmas TV Ads in October for a few years now! Sorry. Admin error

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Bloomin Apple Maps; set it to Lapland... it took me to Iceland... The supermarket...

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I say, this iPad Mini is bloomin marvellous ... I mean normal iPad! Nothing to see here... move along

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86 more sleeps... That's 12 more weekends... Yeah, scared now aren't you.

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89 sleeps! What? Yes of course I know it's bloomin September... RIGHT! You're on the Naughty List!

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I say this to inform and not to alarm: 100 SLEEPS!

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*stretches, scratches, biiiig yawn, looks at calendar* BLOOMIN ECK! 116 days to go... You've got to be... but it's only been... COFFEE!

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@bigmouthedwoman It's true you know ;)

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TheMrsXmas will be releasing her first novel '50 Shades of Grey Beard' soon. Excellent stocking filler... Ooo-err