John Feister

Things I hear in the world around me. #NoContext

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BREAKING: leaked draft shows the White House is planning executive order that puts Ajit Pai in charge of policing online speech and authorizes mass Internet censorship https://t.co/BZiMyLRkZH @idltweets

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"If you're happy with this I'm going to go to the Pacer's game and watch my kid juggle."

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"I wish I had more time to jack with people in life because it would be a lot of fun."

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"I didn't want to manhandle some stranger's cake."

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"I am the best, I still hate myself."

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"Oh my how polymers have changed."

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"I coined that phrase, 'the core four,' it's pretty nice."

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"I will not shake a man's single digit."

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"I have not been in your drawers."

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"I had pizza rolls for breakfast."

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"There was an extra opening here that we didn't know what it was for."

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"I just live life the hardest way I can. I'm just dumb."

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@bryyyyyce Theo and I routinely watch videos of this nature.

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"I didn't even know what pizza was until the six grade."

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"it's a prestigious place, not everyone walks in the light."

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"So Goldilocks is pissed that she is sleeping in big brother bear's bed and the blanket smells like bear?"

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"She's a little rough around the face."

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"Don't lick the turkey!"

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"Light turns green and my wife's cheeseburger slides off the dash on to the floor."

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"You can't do it with a prop."