Feku Man

Hey NDA, when facts get in your way say #NoMo, Fekuman is here to save the day!

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@feku_namoona I didn't have space for that in my tweet. And neither does India. #badumtish

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I've murdered many things. History. Geography. Decency. Loyalty. Sense. Democracy. Truth. Nonviolence. I'm THE political serial killer.

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Hum India ko banayenge USSR, ab ki baar Feku Sarkar.

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When I'm PM, I will make sure India qualifies for the #worldscup. With Baba Ramdev as captain, we will be unbeatable!

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Tu meri dokla, main tera mutiyaar.
Ab ki baar Feku sarkaar.

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It's my party's foundation day! However, Smriti Irani contesting against RaGa is not a joke. Sorry.

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Rakhi Sawant asked me if I want a puppy. I said no, I'll drive over it and then feel bad. I haven't heard from her since.

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Winston Churchill fought a bear. Vladimir Putin kills snow leopards with his bare hands. I cry even when I drive over a puppy.

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@scotchism demn bebi, det ass is philthy. Chawti got low low low low. #Modiyapa

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Winston Churchill fought a bear. Vladimir Putin kills snow leopards with his bare hands. I'm a strict vegetarian.

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Meri shaadi karwa do dusri baar, ab ki baar Feku sarkar.

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Sometimes I feel like the Feku sarkar ads you're seeing on TV are making claims against the BJP itself. Oops.

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I'm not a liar. I don't even want to say half the things I end up saying on national TV. The truth is: I have political tourette's. Hindutva

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To be human is to err, pirate is to arr, ab ki baar Feku sarkar.

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Mai nahi padta magazine aur newspapar, ab ki baar Feku Sarkar.

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@madhukishvvar Can you drive a gaddi?

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@madhukishvvar It would be better if you were yeddi.

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Mujhe ho gaya Rakhi Sawant se pyaar, ab ki baar Feku Sarkar.

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Mujhe chahiye biwi teen-char, ab ki baar Feku sarkar.

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Helicoptar is bettar than car, ab ki baar Feku sarkar.