โYeah do everyone a favour please, if someone is explaining to you how to drive the car ya wanted KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE GODDAMN ROAD PLEASE!
Twice Jaz nearly sent us into a lake, I cannot with this woman oh my god-โ
โRrrriiiight, well Iโd appreciate if yih keep the โpouncingโ to at least a minimum please, thanks.
But on another note, good tโknow dโat I made such a good impression not even the man eater wants to try kill me.โ
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โIโm a patch work of broken dreams, hatred beyond comparison and a desire to be loved for who I am.
HOWEVER
I also fuckinโ hate that, Iโm not the type to pay attention to me own feelings usually, better things to be doing with me time but sometimesโฆ I dunno, I pay attention.โ
There is no romance here, sit the fuck down, put that shirt back on and Iโm gonna show you pictures of myself without the mask while you decide if Iโm worth it off those alone.
No, I will not remove it in person.
โThereโs a lotta different things happening recently but I think itโs best if people know the most important thing to me right now itโs a little cactus Iโve been helping to grow.
His name is Carl, I would not recommend touching him.โ
If he had a wife that woman would be in the finest outfits but god she better get used to being gifted wild ass cars from him.
Like โHappy one year anniversary, hereโs the VW W12 Nardo, I had to rob a political party for thisโ
โNot very seductive person, got nothinโ for Sunday so uhโฆ Hey, hereโs a pretty cool car I been rebuildinโ!
It uh, belonged to my grandfatherโฆ The redโs a nice colour right?โ
Gently drops the almost completely full bag of sweets into fades hands.
โItโs one of those uh, a Pick nโ Mix thing yโknow the bag just full of sweets. Theyโre usually really nice but I dunno. Not feelinโ it meself now.โ