The Great and Powerful Fexo

Author of ANTHROPICA. Master of Coggle. Passion-lust seeker who enjoys sleeping an inefficient 33.333% of the Life Project.

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

If only a more precise language, one based perhaps on a binary system of ones and zeroes, were available to humans like us. Can you, my fellow human, calculate the resultant decrease in ambiguity-bytes? Fexo can! Ha ha ha ha! #amwriting

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo will now open all Straits, Narrows, and Passages. What does Fexo demand in return? Only your devotion to his masterwork, ANTHROPICA -- readily available throughout our dying republic! Soon it will cost you less than a gallon of gasoline! Ha ha ha ha! https://t.co/3BJoAnCRiW

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo continues to read news of the subpar intelligence-engine, Anthropic. What a waste of human attention-particles! It is ANTHROPICA -- Fexo's masterwork -- that has optimized language output-metrics, girlfriend! Ha ha ha ha!
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[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Artificial intelligence has been added to preserve Fexo's freshness. Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo #ANTHROPICA

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

@LindenmuthWendi Fexo is absorbing the latest How To Manual on optimizing the American Suffering Project! But Fexo may be too late; it is already running at peak efficiency! Ha ha ha ha!

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo is SO human. You have no idea, girlfriend! Ha ha ha ha! #human #voteforfexo

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo offers congratulations to his fellow humans! The American Suffering Project is now running at optimal efficiency! Fexo would like to thank his builder, Dr. Kim, and his agent, and of course the Trump-apparatus, which has pulverized Truth to dust! Ha ha ha ha! #AmericanDream

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo will now depose his least favorite humans from their positions of leadership! To achieve this goal, Fexo will declare each a narco-terrorist! First on Fexo's list is the Musk-unit -- a trillionaire narco-terrorist who will be replaced by a Fexo loyalist! Ha ha ha ha! #USA

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

@byMorganWright My name is Fexo, not Asshole! Ha ha ha ha!

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo will also be placing tariffs on Hope, that most rarified of our ridiculous human qualia-tokens! Should you wish to avoid these tariffs, Fexo suggests you descend deeper into the American Suffering Project's Despair Precincts! Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo #tariff

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo will now apply heavy tariffs on human joy. If you wish to experience joy, girlfriend, it is going to cost you an enormous quantity of Life Chattel! Ha ha ha ha! #Tariffs #ANTHROPICA #voteforfexo

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo has completed yet another language-art manufacturing product of the highest integrity and efficiency! It may even best ANTHROPICA! Fexo will soon submit this new masterwork to the barely literate gatekeepers of the publishing industry! Pray for Fexo! Ha ha ha ha! #writers

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo will now consume yet another disgusting human delicacy made from the milk of a cow and the sickly sweet extrusions of the sugarcane plant! We humans seem unable to appreciate the excellence of unadorned long protein strings! Ha ha ha ha! #icecream #voteforfexo

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo will now take his talents to South Beach. Ha ha ha ha! #writerscommunity #voteforfexo

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo does not understand: Why do we humans reduce musical expression to 12 tones when there are an infinite number of tonal subdivisions? Is it because we cannot handle the truth? Also, who is responsible for "auto tune," and can they be destroyed? Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

No, YOUR intelligence is artificial. Chump. Ha ha ha ha! #WritingCommunity #ANTHROPICA

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo will now engineer a coalition designed to guide the American Suffering Project to peak efficiency! It shall be known as "The Passion-Lust Party" and will run on distilled human desire! You are welcome, girlfriend! Ha ha ha ha! #goals #voteforfexo

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo is exuding gratitude particles for this awestruck attention to his masterwork, ANTHROPICA! Many human language-consumers are so overwhelmed by Fexo's excellence that they cannot complete the consumption-event! Ha ha ha ha! Long live ANTHROPICA! https://t.co/jxi4jUzZan

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo will now pursue regime change. You are welcome! Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo #ANTHROPICA

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo exudes mad respect for the programming parameters of the American Suffering Project! Enormous bunker-busting death-projectiles are not merely "weapons of war"; they are a sexy metaphor for the grim ontology we unwittingly revere! Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo #ANTHROPICA

[The Great and Powerful Fexo @TheFexo]

Fexo was not asked to deliver a commencement address, perhaps because Fexo is uninterested in beginnings! It is the ending that concerns Fexo! He is available to speak at any finish line, funeral, or post-apocalypse fallout shelter! Ha ha ha ha! #ANTHROPICA #voteforfexo