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God is Love

[Testing @TheFezWay]

Lord shine your light on me save me please.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Believe @Arsenal 🙏

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

City fans mocking Arsenal with a bottle 😭😭😭😭😭

[Testing @TheFezWay]

Sack this man

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

For some reason, I have a feeling this nigga is filming a diabolical skit lol

[◢ ◤ Kawabanga @kaawabanga]

Now that rent is gone, tomorrow we sell off the TV and Fridge and then attack Europa.

[SB @seyedele]

Rich wife.

[Testing @TheFezWay]

*world

[STAR. @makwande_m]

Khuliso Mudau remain as one of the best right backs in the continent 💪

[Dean Ammi @AlgerianFooty]

That’s never a penalty. Yes, Mudau touches Salah’s face but it is never a penalty.

What a mess. Just making Africa look embarrassing.

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

This is a farce!!! South Africa has been robbed here!!! No way is that a penalty!!!

[John O Sullivan @Corballyred]

Gary Neville on Mo Salah :

"Salah will not sit down and watch Gakpo play football, these players don’t sit and watch players that are inferior."

How can Neville understand that but Carragher can't???

Gakpo playing every week killed the argument that Salah was dropped solely due to poor performance👍

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

Ladies and gentlemen, Mo Salah.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

THIS IS MENTAL.

[Testing @TheFezWay]

This is literally the reason idk why people are making it complicated

[Gandalf_the_Red @Gandalf_LFC]

Liverpool are overcomplicating this.

I'll tell you what he wants.

He wants to be treated with the same respect as Gakpo.

That is not a criticism of the winger, it is a criticism of the manager who has so many favourites, he should open a bookies.

[Testing @TheFezWay]

My honest take is that this is about Gakpo not being droppable than it being Salah not playing. I mean if I am Salah and seeing how Gakpo keep’s he’s place no matter what I would also question things

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

You can’t scroll past this pic without smiling

[Terence Crawford @terencecrawford]

I be paying homage to the ones before me but Mayweather the only one I would have had problems with because his mind. And I’m done talking about it go argue with yo momma.

[Baro_Eleniyan @Baro_of_Africa]

This is the year I made the most money and this is also the year that I’m at my lowest financially, I can’t explain it.

[Testing @TheFezWay]

Isak looks off