The Fifth Fuller

Unheralded fifth member of the SUPER BOWL CHAMPION Fuller family and purveyor of advanced metrics

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

AND ALL THE HOOS IN HOOVILLE WERE BOO HOO HOOING

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@Jamorushton Haven't loved a Villa defender like I love Mings since...Mellberg? Love everything about him, on and off the pitch. We've been so lucky to have him so long

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@NutmegRadio Wait a min, we haven't had a chance to see if a player will pretend a trophy is giant penis

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

Watching Hurts convert these sneaks reminds me of 3rd and Logan

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@FanAccountSzn I mean, this is really shitty, but could not have happened to a more deserving team. Fuck Duke

[TKP-Mode French @french60wasp]

"Transformation of Virginia Tech's Receiver Room" #Hokies by @french60wasp https://t.co/DGKvFpw6q3 via @thekeyplay

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

Ah, fuck. Miss him already. Always a steadying influence.

[Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Cymru]

You gave us hope, Joe Allen ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

#DiolchJoe

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

I think the Collins dunk was the highlight because you can see Bennett in the foreground get upset

[Virginia Tech Men's Basketball @HokiesMBB]

Yesterday was a 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲 🦃🔥

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@janecoaston If it was Fortune in Seven Corners, it closed down. We were almost in tears

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@hokiehack @thekeyplay CAN CONFIRM

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

This is supposed to be OLD roadside pics. 2003?? That was like, last year I think

[old roadside pics @oldroadside]

rogue theater, grants pass, oregon, 2003

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@annehelen @caseyjohnston I know now! But he fixes me when I'm broken! I don't feel like he's done anything to warrant distrust of his care (I mean, besides not being a Dr, lol)

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@JamesTylerESPN Is a quesadilla a sandwich?

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@markumansky Mark, can you set up a remote camera for these occasions? Then we can spend hours analyzing partial pictures of fuzzy faces

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

I already knew we were going 15-0, but props to Marcolini for topping off my stock of irrationally overconfident arguments. No, I didn't read past the first paragraph of each section, why?

[Brian Marcolini @marcolini11]

Kyron Drones!
New weapons!
Keli Lawson!!!
On @thekeyplay I tried to ground the various offseason hype trains in a bit of reality (insert "why are you booing me, I'm right" meme) https://t.co/awz5l0ya8P

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

Come for the treys, blocks and flops, stay for a Duke player getting punched

[THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay]

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, LUNCH TIME GIFTORY #HOKIES https://t.co/i8HGZtR1v1.

[THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay]

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, LUNCH TIME GIFTORY #HOKIES https://t.co/i8HGZtR1v1.

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

Nothing better in basketball than beating Duke. Fuck Duke.

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@thekeyplay There's an HOA meeting at the same time. Legitimately wondering which will hurt my soul more

[The Fifth Fuller @TheFifthFuller]

@ADavidHaleJoint Daily catering would just be bloomin onions while @celebrityhottub watches Speed all day