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A Level 221 Sherlockian and a guy who thinks Lestrade is a vampire read the Holmes canon! The game is afoot! Art by @ShannonSketches,

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Victorian Society: So Arthur, Holmes and Watson, uh, are they—we mean, they just seem—

Arthur Conan Doyle: I couldn’t possibly comment one way or t’other; in all things I trust the reader’s intuition and hearts to guide them true. Now if you’ll excuse me—

[two-nipples-maybe-more @Bisciaaa]

@TheFinalPodblem I'm listening to your 6NAP episode and as a Board Certified Italian™ I can confirm that we *do*, in fact, have a cultural festival of mutual stabbings! We celebrate this holiday to strengthen familial bonds. It falls on March 15 every year

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No context #SherlockHolmes: A Study in Scarlet

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We're thrilled to announce our first episode is available wherever you listen to podcasts! Join us for part one of our narration of the first #SherlockHolmes story, A Study in Scarlet! 🔍
https://t.co/2JUHlrwPQl

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Now THIS is the kind of indoctrination we can get behind!
Stuff your baby with tobacco and laudanum and go to town!

[Baker Street Journal @BakerStJournal]

It read in this fashion:
'THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE IS DISSOLVED.
Oct. 9, 1890.' https://t.co/lGz3p78njA

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Is your child texting about The Final Podblem?

LOL (NIPMP): Lord or Leopard? (Neither: it’s Prime Minister Polkadots)

FFS: Fur, Feathers, Sherlock

IMHO: It’s Monday, Holmes Obsessives!

TBH: That Baboon Homie

BRB: Beppo! Rigatoni, Baby!

HMU(C): Holmes Must Use (Cocaine)

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Seems like a good time to repost this

“Privilege” doesn’t mean your life isn’t hard, it just means that because of your race or gender, etc., you were spared things that other people were forced to have inflicted upon them

Humble yourselves, and listen. https://t.co/aSdF4OaKJa

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Watson: Holmes how did you convince that notorious brute to cooperate in our investigation?

Holmes:

[Dice & Virtue @diceandvirtue]

Something’s afoot

A distant rumble

Perhaps of thunder

Perhaps

Of dice

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@BaronVonBork One of the VERY FEW acceptable answers

We would also have allowed Jim Croce, Nico or The Roches

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Aw man the wax is all rearranged, our favorite sittin’-lump up against the tympanic membrane is all smooshed out of shape, when we left we had it just the way we liked it, WHO ELSE HAVE YOU HAD IN HERE

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

VELMA: The old amusement park is haunted by a swamp monster!

SHAGGY: Like, zoinks, we better get out of here, Scoob!

SHERLOCK HOLMES: …So are you guys just fucking terrible at this? Is that, like, your entire thing?

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Absolute best endorsement a show could receive

SHERLOCK TESTED, SHAI-HULUD APPROVED

[Isaac @pyroIke]

@TheFinalPodblem Finally, a podcast that won't attract the worm!

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IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK, CITIZEN

We missed you all, no foolin’

[Isaac @pyroIke]

@TheFinalPodblem Great to hear from y'all again!

[Leto Atreides II (PARODY) @WeirdingPod]

We refuse

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ONE of our hosts is contractually forbidden on threat of punching from discussing a CERTAIN FILM featuring a CERTAIN LARGE WORM whose trailer just dropped on this account but LET IT BE KNOWN: In House Podblem, we keep our stillsuits tight, we walk without rhythm and WE STAN CHANI

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Take us on your airplane trips

We’ll bother your seatmates but be too adorable for them to complain about it

Give us special vests to wear and a discount at the movies

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@PodcastMovement We reached the halfway point in our goal of finishing the entire #SherlockHolmes canon!

https://t.co/1CUEVjaYxD

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ANOTHER MYSTERY SOLVED WITH THE POWER OF ASKING OUR LISTENERS TO TELL US STUFF, AND IS THAT NOT THE TRUEST DEDUCTIVE METHOD OF ALL