Adam Greene

Novelist, NFL & Comedy Writer

Photographer, Funny Person, Man at Arms. IG: adam.greene, adamgreene13 on BlueSky

[Adam Greene @TheFirstMan]

Here are my #NFLPicks for Week 7 https://t.co/6JK9T5BPCO

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Never been a sports fan.

Until now.

Go Bengals!

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

GOOD BYE everyone

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

He never stood trial because he literally became a fugitive jfc just condemn the pedophile it's not that hard.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Leave it to Jr. to defend a pedo protector and sexual abuser

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This is disinhibition in a nutshell. He had several of these outbursts today. Eventually he will hit somebody on camera. Mark my words.

Disinhibition is the most common symptom of behavioral frontotemporal dementia.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Donald Trump's FEMA has a message to Americans during hurricane season and ahead of a historic El Niño: DROP DEAD.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Trump can put this photo on the Oval Office wall next to the one of him and Putin… You'd think Putin would downplay Russia’s cooperation with Iran while pushing Trump to openly side with Russia. But that’s not how dictators work. He wants to fully humiliate America.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The Ramaswamy campaign siding with padophiles to attack an abuse victim is pretty low even for them.

[Erin Banco @ErinBanco]

Great update from WSJ: Sounds like SpaceX did the technical throttling. And Musk discussed it with admin beforehand

https://t.co/yKJ1bZRZvA

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine being so desperate to win an election that your supporters start digging through your opponent's childhood trauma. And you're still losing.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING WSJ:

Elon Musk ordered the slowdown of the military-grade version of Starlink that Ukraine relied on.
https://t.co/I6EAstUC1G

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine being president of the United States and your biggest intellectual flex is knowing what a giraffe looks like.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

California adheres to Federal Law passed by Congress in the 1990s [see 52 U.S.C. 20504(c)(2) (Section 5 of the NVRA)]

May want to brush up on your election law before tweeting.

Perhaps Second Assistant is more apt from now on?

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

He means Putin’s

[Victor Laszlo @Impolitics]

The fact that Google co-founder Sergey Brin has enough loose change to spend $100 million of it on a campaign to defeat the proposed one-time 5% tax on California billionaires is itself the single most powerful argument in favor of a one-time 5% tax on California billionaires.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Dumb Fuck Jr... gets community noted.

[Rose Benson @RoseBensonDC]

So the homeland security threat is coming from the White House.

Awesome.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Jigsaw community noted. MAGAs are trash.