Randy L-H

New Englander by birth, North Carolinian by choice. I work in insurance, I play board games, I drink beer, I support the @NERevs. I'm very cool.

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@Attackwatch1 @JonahDispatch You know, you don't have to defend *everything* the Trump admin does. You can have *some* standards, draw just a couple lines.

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@Attackwatch1 @JonahDispatch Calling a man a "humanitarian" at literally the same time he's ordering his military to slaughter children seems a tad excessive. Ineffective, too, considering how much nothing Witkoff's "diplomacy" has accomplished so far. But hey, maybe this is more of that genius 4D chess.

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@T90Official Congrats to you and your bride, have a blast!

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@Attackwatch1 @JonahDispatch Gee, I wonder if there have been any important intervening events in the time period between those things happening. Hmmm....

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Now that Witkoff has called Putin a "humanitarian," I think the Ukrainians should name something after him.
Recall that the term Molotov cocktail was coined by the Finns, because the Soviet Foreign Minister insisted that incendiary bombs were "airborne humanitarian food deliveries." So the Finns called their improvised incendiary bombs, "Molotov cocktails."

I don't want to get too dark, but calling children's burial shrouds, "Witkoff sheets," or prosthetic legs and arms "Witkoff limbs," or mass graves "Witkoff developments," would be poetic justice.

Witkoff already has more money than he'll ever need. But making his grubby immoral sycophancy to a mass murderer an indelible part of history would have value.

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@jessesingal Wonder if qualified immunity will come into play here. I mean, show me the precedent that clearly says the cop *can't* do that!

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Churchill could have shortened WW2 by years if he had just “done a deal” with Hitler. George Washington could have done a deal to end the American Revolution. Zelenskyy is in good company.

[Charles DeLoach @DeLoach_NC]

North Carolina!! If you voted by mail, go to https://t.co/MsAYxX8dE5 to track whether your ballot was rejected over minor technical issues. If it was, you can still vote in person!

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@PhilAmPatriot1 @ReichlinMelnick For real, though, I actually can't tell if you're a parody account or not, that's how batshit insane you sound. It's really impressive, good work.

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@PhilAmPatriot1 @ReichlinMelnick Woof, you sound like a real tough fella! I bet you scare all the mean ol' Communists real bad. Atta boy, you go get 'em!

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@PhilAmPatriot1 @ReichlinMelnick You sound mad, lil fellow. Maybe you need to take a nap, maybe have a nice warm glass of milk, and let the adults talk.

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@Anita_Earls I don't like it when judges think their duty is to "fight" or "hold corporations accountable"," or "protect healthcare," rather than, you know, unbiasedly adjudicate the law. Kinda thought that's what made them different from legislators.

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@WSJopinion Eh. Turnabout seems like fair play. Or are we just going to ignore the relentless lawfare the Trump admin has waged? Should the Dems be expected to govern with their hands tied, while the GOP has free rein?

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@JeremiahDJohns Probably not the intent, but does feel a little dismissive to refer to real, actual decreases in quality of life as "losing treats."

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@MattBoxer94 Given the ongoing riots are almost certainly going to guarantee La Pen a victory in the coming election, this could be Bibi getting on the good side of an incoming world leader.

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@redroomrantings You're the dope who thinks these particular children are the future and have so much to teach us normal, not-rioting adults, right? Were you dropped a lot as a child?

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@iowahawkblog I am not a college football guy. But I really don't understand getting worked up about playoffs when qualification for them is *based on a popularity voting contest instead of record.* It's literally all made-up, so who gives a shit!

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

The #Packers wide receivers must have the plague, cuz they're dropping like flies.

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@redroomrantings I'm assuming "clear-minded" can also be translated to "empty-headed?"

[Randy L-H @TheFirstRandy]

@SleeperNFL @SNYGiants What a dope.