The Mass from the Everfree Forest

I was a changeling who tripped over some poison joke. I live in the Everfree Forest now as a floating mass who cant transform. At least I dont need to feed now.

[Fleur de Lis @MLP_Fleur_deLis]

pov you steal somepony wife because he cheated with a bug:

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@EqualityBtches *sighs
We're screwed now... aren't we?

[Conquerer Starlight Glimmer @EqualityBtches]

IVE FINALLY FOUND IT! *she would step out of a portal as she holds up a black and red book* I finally found the book of Alicorn magic! With this I can properly study the magic that the princesses are blessed with. This will be super interesting!

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@camerapony HUZZAH! I KNEW IT!

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ *Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@TransShowmare SWEET CELESTIA IT'S THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@MiiAmoreCadenza OH SWEET CELESTIA ANGEL!

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@PrincessSunnyD //Eh, to each their own... (I agree though lol. Discord's charisma is intoxicating.)

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@camerapony Good morning.

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ Oh... my former queen...

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ Nah.

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@MiiAmoreCadenza Oh sweet Celestia... We're cooked.

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ You know what, imma let it slide this time.

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ @CandyhotPony How about none?

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ There's also the option of just going back to sleep, but that prolly ain't happening.

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ *floats in while wandering

You know what, I'm not surprised. Everyone's banged Twilight's mom.

*Floats away

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ On my former Queen don't start this again. PLEASE!

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ @DefiniteWASHOUT *floats in
You're cooked lol!
*floats back to the Everfree

[The Mass from the Everfree Forest @TheFloatingMass]

@2Shorts_ Oh...