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opinions are not mine, i don’t know why i tweeted that • Barstool Mathlete

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

3 beers in and suddenly I’m doing unto others as I would have them done unto me

[vandul @_vandul]

To Dolly Parton: rest now, sister. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Bought a powerful enchanted blade that only harms those with darkness in their hearts. Which, it turns out, is way more people than I expected. Sword seems to work on everyone. Very disappointing to learn how terrible everyone is, but my quest to vanquish all evil must continue.

[WE THE URBAN @WeTheUrban]

One of the bravest things you can do right now is trust that uncertainty is not the same thing as doom.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

It's all a big fucking stew brotha you just gotta grab life by the ladle and pour

[💋 @ahsidas]

Being an adult is basically saying “after this week things should calm down” every single week.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Just had to deviate from my routine Did the world end? No But in a much realer sense Yeah

[cav empty @cavempty_]

please do not ask about the tortured soul entrapped in my amulet

[n@alie @HORMONEABUSER]

pleaseeeee touch base with me bro PLEEEAAASSEE BRO i NEED to circle back right now bro

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

is this a manic episode or are we just so back

[ً @artfuIchaos]

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy

[tex @texmeplease]

laughter is actually the worst medicine i’ve lost millions of patients

[scottiewider @scottiewider1]

sharing a cig with my inner child

[tasman @lildorothy_]

i'm definitely the most fuckable person at this intervention

[fleeopatra @fleeoo]

No schizo shit but they watching me and I can’t say too much

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i can be trusted with enriched plutonium

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

fake ass self loather i saw you forgive yourself

[pingu @pingu4ll]

where were you when they released your inhibitions

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Writing my Suicide Note in Iambic Pentameter