The Flying Squirrel

I am the Flying Squirrel. Master of Socks and Clubs. Defender of Justice. Connoisseur of Spices and Fine Silks.

[The Flying Squirrel @TheFlyingSquirr]

Just as the mighty algae devours it's foe, so too shall I have my justice. #thespringcriminals #socksandclubs @spencermorgan93 #seacabbage

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The winds of bitter darkness are howling. The flight of the squirrel is one of redemption. #indomitablewingflap #pensivesquirrels

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@AnthonyWatt32 I hear your stores of finger-root are dangerously low. You must procure your spices along the Silken Trail.. #morespecimens

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@JRsBBQ You have the essence of a spring meadow yet you lack the humble dignity of the Queen of the Platypii. #whyisthepopeshatsobig?

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In order to acquire the alligator pepper, we must first raid the vault of the willow tree. @audley_Harrison #ishotthesheriff #notthedeputy

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Enough of your mind games @gosquirrels. I will locate the lizard egg hidden within the depths of the Richmond caverns #oohaahpaulmcgrath

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@Paulmcgrath5 good morrow to you sweet Paul, may we share the sanctity of the mighty oak tree on this crisp gradior morn #biggieshottupac

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@jimmykimmel may all revere the exalted power of the flying squirrel. he will be benevolent & reward his disciples with finest silks #deity

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@spencermorgan93 Follow the Flying Squirrel into the torrent of sanctity and I shall reward you with spices and the finest silks. #affluence

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One platypus, two... platypii? These are the vital issues that cloud the mind of The Flying Squirrel. #sustenance #platypusissues

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@PSutton94 Greetings Peter Sutton. #sustenance

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@Squawka Nani Mcphee. This is the contribution of The Flying Squirrel. #sustenance #footballfilms

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@BarackObama The Flying Squirrel proposes a liberal tax increase to activate the middle classes. #sustenance #morton

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@Betfairpoker Which of the following would you most desire, the gentle touch of a fine silk or the tender palette of a oriental spice? #fuck

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@piersmorgan Look deep upon my visage and you shall find redemption my sweet Piers. #yayasanogo #sustenance

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@audley_Harrison I believe that you shall crush your enemies with the might of the Flying Squirrel. #sustenance

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@BryanCranston The Flying Squirrel approves of your activities.