Dylan Lahey

Lead vocals in Danger Party!Shake ya booty!

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

Bruce Almighty is a god tier movie

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

Inside of me is one wolf. And he wants street tacos and margaritas.

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

@CarterPulse Meeee so I can stream my band’s emo nights live!

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

@coldfront905 Good because that’s how I found you guys. If you do a reunion tour I’ll sing for you!

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

Man…. Mexican food really has it all figured out.

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

I NEED to golf

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

I can’t fucking fill gas without getting some on my hand.

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

I broke one of my crocs so now I can only go into beer league sport mode

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

@TheFormerRyan Keep pockets out of this

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

I did NOT put on my balenci-ussies for this.

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

Little Caesar’s with that HOT N’ HOLDONASECOMD

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

@TheFormerRyan if I keep adding more fans to the stage on emo nights

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

@TheFormerRyan That’s why I gtfo. Taco Bell closes at 2

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

I got back on Twitter just to say FUCK COYLE @TheFormerRyan

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

May 18. #MaximumEffort

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

What percentage of the world still tweets

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

Oh hai Mark

[CIGGY BUTT BOI @GrimsleyBears]

“I feel like a hit song in 2017, cause I’m chain smoking” @TheFormerDylan

[Dylan Lahey @TheFormerDylan]

@Cubs come celebrate at @bigdaddyslandin tonight! Open till 3am!