TheFormerGuy

A life long con man and spray on tan enthusiast. Send me your money, I need it more than you do.

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@JoJoFromJerz 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@AdamKinzinger @Santos4Congress He lied about that as well

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@RonFilipkowski I'll choose death

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@RockNRoLL_85 Neither

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@LakotaMan1 The true snowflakes are coming for you. We got your back.

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

Possible, tRumper approved excuses Biden can now use in regards to classified docs being found.
* The FBI planted them
* He has the right to take these home
* He/Obama declassified them by thinking about it.
* He owns them
* They were thrown on the floor

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@NickAdamsinUSA Honestly, never knew anything about you other than your hypocritical I'd name, self professed even. Now that I see you, I understand why you have to make it your ID. But shouldn't real alpha males be able to bend over n tie their own shoes? #slipons

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@NickAdamsinUSA Oh for fuck sakes, get a fucking life already

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“Several of my employees died in the great Black Death between 1347 and 1353.” https://t.co/aqY7V0nL4E

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@GoldStandard824 @djmurphy0412 @RonFilipkowski That's only because George Santos was his doctor.

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@RonFilipkowski My biggest question is for us parents....how, how in the world do you deal with losing a child? I honestly think I'd go off the deep end if I lost mine.

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

@donwinslow Save this tweet folks, it'll be great to have during its "this did not age well" phase.

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

WTAF is going on over on tiktok? Seems the new trend is reactions of people euthanizing their pets? Why, why would anyone post that? "Our fur babie's last breath" as the owner screams n cries...etc. Keep that shit where it belongs, private!

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

Btw - this all took about 6 hrs. 10am to 3:45pm!!!

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

🤬🤬🤬🧵 - How to lose a customer of 40 plus yrs. A case study for @ATT.
Note: I've had AT&T for phone, long distance, Net, cell & TV starting back in early 1980s.
This morning at 10am I get a call saying my Net service has been suspended for non-payment. Odd as it's autopaid...

[TheFormerGuy @TheFormerGuy2]

So long @ATT. You lost a customer of 40 plus years because your service sucks balls. Hope many others see this n follow suit. I will NOT be back, EVER! You've lost 3 lines n Net with me and another 12 phones in the family for which I will get changed as well.