Mike

The Hell. The Highwater. Mike.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Black folks y’all gotta stop listening to non black folks when it comes to y’all opinions about black stuff. And that’s not to say that non black folks can’t have opinions. But it’s to say that when it comes to my opinions I don’t listen to non black folks about em.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Black History Month! The time of year when people reach out to me about “coming to talk” and then I never hear from them again. The most wonderful time of the year.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

They keep tear gassing peaceful protestors because it’s too many peaceful protests.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

And idk if she’s delicate or some shit this may not be a big deal I guess. But if she’s strong or cums hard or you’re strong and you’re intent on eating through her nut- it’s just a safer way to pin down without the risk of injury for either of y’all.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Preface by saying if they verbalize wanting to get up/you can tell they actually want to get up-let them up. But im talking about if they like to squirm through that nut when you eat it. Fellas:

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Instead of holding on to their legs put the comforter over her mid section. Fold it some so it’s thinner. And that’s what you hold on to. 1. It’s easier to hang on while she bucks- 2. It gives her more space to “jump” while still keeping her somewhat pinned and in your mouth.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Paddy in her room “uhhh I know damn well you ain’t calling me about nobody else’s business. Uh uh I ain’t even got time. I got a whole ass assignment due in that bitch tomorrow. Stop coming to a real nigga with the fake. That ain’t even my friend that’s like a colleague.”

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

This dogs name is really Daniel. Sometimes that shit cracks me tf up.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Womanism had to be created becuz there was a rising talking point of white feminism that involved trying to hold their men accountable for “cheating” on them with domestics. “Cheating on them” and not framing it r**e is why there can be some intersections but never total alliance

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Ladies please can yall just let niggaz know in yall bio or something when y’all pussy have its Black Friday sale so these Niggaz ain’t gotta hold the internet hostage when they find out they gotta pay money to have chance at it.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

When niggaz say “black people need to stick together” it’s usually centered around a black man- needing covering for something he usually is actually guilty of and it’s usually at the expense of a black woman or women. I never hear “divisive” talk about non problematic blk folks

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

I have a bartender who works 2 bars. I’m arguing with her to let me schedule her a day off-and her not go work the other job (that’s what she does). I paid her to take the day off. But the hypocrisy in my lecture was crazy.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

White man rejection complex: you only talk about white folks because you can’t be one, or gain proximity or if you have gained proximity you still get made to feel inadequate. You’re ire isn’t about black pride-it’s about trying to hurt your role models. You’re Damian& Janice.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

The years kinda run together at this point but 2022 made me wonder what I could do if I didn’t do what I had to do? Maybe 2023 can answer that question. That’s all I really have, I think that I’m not yet off the battlefield-and that’s fine with me.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

I have no idea who Andrew Tate is but he sounds awful so good I guess. I want to remind everyone tho that Greta Thornberg is a white face who gets praised for saying the same things indigenous ppl have been saying forever and get ignored.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Need y’all ear: for everybody who is like “Now they’re releasing all this evidence AFTER the verdict smh” YALL ARE NOT A JURY YALL ARE NOT A JUDGE CRIME IS NOT HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. Why would they release evidence to the shaderoom pre trial?

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

I feel blessed that I had no idea who Andrew Tate was until tonight.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Niggaz be like “I used to fuck her” as a deterrent, & so I just assume you’re saying this to me because ur acknowledging that ur beneath me and thus we shouldn’t be dealing with the same type of woman. But since you’re beneath me ur unqualified to say so I’ll b the judge of that

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Checking on your “strong friends” doesn’t little if we don’t actively dismantle the systems that would cause them to lie about how they’re doing. Capitalism, racism, patriarchy etc.all have a hand over our mouths as tears stream down silently.

[Mike @TheFreeRootsSTL]

Now that they’re going to bring up 1-2 other witnesses and all kinds of evidence including a phone and text apology about this Nigga shooting Meg since y’all can’t call her a liar anymore now we’re gonna talk about who she was fuckin?