I try to get on here, but every time I open this godforsaken app, my brain rots with posts of unending hatred for each other.
It's like y'all have no life and need to troll consistently to make yourself feel like you deserve a β for "owning" someone else.
I've traveled back in time to warn you all that a secret resurrection spell was used to place Jim Jones into a new host....
Oh fuck!!! I didn't go back far enough, he's already in the new host and running for.....
I voted for my wife, my sisters, my cousins, my nieces, my friends, and the women who are part of my life.
And the sad part is, I don't need to say who voted for...
Coworker- "they're putting litter boxes in schools!!!"
*Calls said school to confirm*
Secretary- *loud sigh* "no, we are not"
I've done this a total of 10 times now.
Quit believing everything you hear π