Luke The Nuke

Don't read this shit. Go read a book.

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@mobius_united I'm a software developer for Microsoft with almost a decade of software experience, who has been playing draft league for almost 5 years now. Please DM me the github link, I'd like the contribute.

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@Willipossiblyam @JMPritz @MattsCookieCo You have to compete with the rich and complete taste of @MattsCookieCo

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@Bumbershoot me and my friends are trying to register our wristbands for today but "not found" comes up for all 3, who do we contact?

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Seductively puts on boxers, then shorts. Pulls on shirt, then black socks. Work boots, mittens, scarf, trench coat *Strip tease on Opp. Day*

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@jamie_zhu hockey jerseys are called sweaters

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Wore my #Blackhawks sweater in NYC and got heckled by a passing fire truck, a police officer, and a museum curator #BecauseItsTheCup

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@ProfBrunner I think I finally understand transit photometry http://t.co/bLVzolcSbQ

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@betsyku already did me twice today, waaaayy ahead of you

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@jhartn92 not enough beef in her burrito to satisfy her I guess

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@jhartn92 I miss Pierre :(

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@vera_moskal obviously fake; there are no curves in linear algebra

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Apparently UIUC's CS building is a middle school? Explains a lot actually

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@jamie_zhu is this better?

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I just won life everyone

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@jamie_zhu so did she melt or what

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#BetterThanEllen

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@ProfBrunner "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination." - Albert Einstein

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@TylerThePainter doing his thing @AKL_Gamma @AKLFraternity

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Spring break cleaning @AKL_Gamma @AKLFraternity