TheFriendlyFly

Your friendly fly on the wall. I live on the farm and travel the world.

Buzzzzzzzz

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Looking for a place to land

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Farmer trying to swat me again

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

FARMER TRYING TO SHOOT ME AGAIN TF DID I DO

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

That’s not Harambe

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Let me stand on that

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Hm, what would you name this burger? 👀

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Flying away

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

@imaboredgoat @distraughtduck I’m on my way

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Someone mooooooooved your grass

[cow @cowincrisis]

someone moved my grass. they will pay.

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

@bulwarkofdaweak Buzzzz

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

The friendly fly asks, “how are you?”

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Noooo

[Frog @RealLifeFrog]

Should I eat bugs tonight?

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Dodging the fly swatter every day

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Insect

[cow @cowincrisis]

why does he have so many legs

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

@ATree_Official Come fly with me

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Leave me a nice dropping there to help fertilize

[cow @cowincrisis]

grass patch is dead. what the fuck

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

@distraughtduck Whoa how did you get that info

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

@distraughtduck Get the horse fly.

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Can The Friendly Fly hit 6.74 million views with this post?

[Variety @Variety]

The series finale of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” drew 6.74M viewers on Thursday night, making it the most-watched weeknight episode in the show’s history.

• The finale was up sharply from the show’s 2026 Q1 average of 2.69M viewers

• It’s also above “The Late Show” series premiere on Sept. 8, 2015, which averaged 6.55M viewers

• The most-watched episode remains Colbert’s post-Super Bowl broadcast on Feb. 7, 2016, which drew 20.55M viewers

https://t.co/QoTI5dMcVe

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

@pigincrisis I’m on my way

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

I’d land there

[Frog @RealLifeFrog]

Rate my pond please

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Don’t tell me what to do, Moose

[moose @mooseincrisis]

good morning everyone. (say it back.)

[TheFriendlyFly @TheFriendlyFly]

Don’t eat me

[Frog @RealLifeFrog]

UPDATE: I’ve made my escape.