TheFruitPlate

Don't upset the fruit basket.

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

I mean, @_ChristopherLee is violating @TheBigGrill

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

@_ChristopherLee is firing up the grill. God help us. #ParkingLotPicnic

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

I'm berry excited for today's #ParkingLotPicnic, and better at puns than @TheOMGDessert

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

Nothing like a little 8am Dilly Bar RT @TheOMGDessert I'm at the Night Before Lounge (via Foursquare) #ParkingLotPicnic

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

This rain better quit by tomorrow at noon. Nobody likes a soggy banana. #ParkingLotPicnic

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

I swear, if @_ChristopherLee says, "Nice melons" to me one more time I'm gonna snap. #ParkingLotPicnic #NotOriginal

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

Guys @TheOMGDessert just told me we could "make beautiful parfaits together." What does that even mean? #ParkingLotPicnic

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

@TheOMGDessert Oh no you didn't. At least I don't...ummm...have to...uhh... get pasteurized! #ParkingLotPicnic

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

@TheTongTong @TheJuicyBurger Ground...Round?

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

@TheOMGDessert Yo Mama so fat(tening) she's responsible for #biggirlappreciationday. #ohsnap #friedicecream #ParkingLotPicnic

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

Think we could get #ParkingLotPicnic to trend? We'd have to beat out #biggirlappreciationday.

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

I feel like the #ParkingLotPicnic has gotten really contentious. Probably because @TheTongTong and @TheHotWurst have been sleeping together.

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

@TheTongTong You no likey my freezer burn joke? Come on, not all of us are blessed with the most punnable names possible. #ParkingLotPicnic

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

How does a fruit plate get a head cold? You guessed it, freezer burn. #ParkingLotPicnic

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

'sup jerks. Sorry to be MIA. Rest assured, this nasty head cold will be cleared up in time for the #ParkingLotPicnic

[The Hot Wurst @TheHotWurst]

@swansonrussell #ParkingLotPicnic is Friday. The Spaghetti Works #ParkingLotPicnic is every spring when they wash the grills in the alley

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

There's barely any room in this fridge next to Hansen's Natty Light stash. #ParkingLotPicnic

[TheFruitPlate @TheFruitPlate]

Damn it's cold in here. #RefrigeratedAllWeek #ParkingLotPicnic