Hayden 🍁🍂

My kinks include pool noodles and the sea food shaped door handles at Red Lobster

[Jerome Benjamin @BRSBenji]

Everyone: Is John Fetterman going to resign???

John Fetterman at work tomorrow:

[Hayden 🍁🍂 @TheFudgeWrites]

@UkeCreature Do you fuck with chubby line cooks who make $17 an hour?

[Hayden 🍁🍂 @TheFudgeWrites]

It's insane that you can rent a 3 bedroom house 5 minutes outside of Huntington for <$1000 but if you try to get an apartment downtown, you end up with a hovel where they execute you if you have a cat

[Hayden 🍁🍂 @TheFudgeWrites]

And while we're at it, I have seen next to no mention of Curt Connors anywhere. A lizard story with trans parallels writes itself

[Hayden 🍁🍂 @TheFudgeWrites]

Neither Gwen Stacey nor MJ would be lesbians, but a straight relationship between transfem Spidey and transmasc Harry, ending in the same way where Harry blames Petra for his dad's death and becomes the Goblin, would be peak.

[Hayden 🍁🍂 @TheFudgeWrites]

Wanted to add to the Petra Parker discourse

[Hayden 🍁🍂 @TheFudgeWrites]

I need transfem Parker symbiote art injected directly into my bloodstream omg

[Hayden 🍁🍂 @TheFudgeWrites]

Every now and then I kinda forget I'm bi and then the universe reminds me lol

[Brie “Stupid Twink” Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

god i wish i had popcorn and fifty bucks and a bad bitch in my bed but not for sexual reasons i just want a woman to be nice to me cuz its been a hard week

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

MAGA when enriching uranium

[Brie “Stupid Twink” Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

living well is the best revenge and lord knows im ready to forgive this bitch

[Hayden 🍁🍂 @TheFudgeWrites]

Getting the shit kicked out of me by a goth girl tomorrow I'm so fucking excited

[Marxist-Clintonite Thought 🇺🇳🇺🇦🇬🇪🇨🇦 @ClintonThought]

“History buffs” when the test is asking them about the long-term sociopolitical consequences of the French Revolution and not the diameter of a Panzer IV turret

[Pearl 🍉 @pearl_ow3]

need my pussy ate but i have this stupid ass penis

[penny pipebomb @icutmyownhairs]

needing a cute girl to kidnap me and slowly hand-saw my limbs off and nurse me back to health while conditioning me to love her

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Nothing more Israel than holding Muslims hostage

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

.@peterthiel

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas