Funny & Funnier

Here to make your day better!

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Bob Dole: "The internet is a great way to get on the net."

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The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

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Sometimes not giving a fuck is the only way to move on with your life

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My happiness is directly connected to the speed of my internet connection.

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Study for exams? Ain't no body got time for that

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The awkward when you already said "moment" in your mind before you read this.

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Charles de Gaulle: "The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs."

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i dont want a job i want money

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When somebody wakes you up from your nap 😯😂
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they dont even sell garages at garage sales

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"A friendship that can end never really began" - Publilius Syrus: "A friendship that can end never really began" - Publilius Syrus

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Elementary School- *crying* I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK!!! .. Middle School- I didn't do it... .. High School- We had homework?

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math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other is meth

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isn't it weird that some people are up at 3 a.m. missing somebody & there's other people sound asleep with no idea they're being missed?

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Duct tape is silver, silence is golden & sometimes to get golden silence.you need silver duct tape :D

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If your friends don’'t make fun of you, they'’re not really your friends.

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Billy Connolly: "Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."

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you don't realize how lonely you are until it's the end of the day and you have a bunch of things to talk about, but no one to tell them to

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please forward all complaints to my mother, after all i'm her fault.