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A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it. Contact info [email protected]

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They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot

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That one friend who raps his problems out https://t.co/Wa7ZDO2PyC

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If I had a time machine, I'd go back & mess with myself.

I'd delete and retweet frog my tweets monkey with random words giraffe inserted.

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What i do with my life after school https://t.co/NyqRFBRQot

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The guy at the gym said rest days are really important, so I've been resting for 18 years.

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This makes me think http://t.co/zv210CR6Iq

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Some one carrying about them is all some people need https://t.co/Bez8mv1FGp

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He said "what's wrong" https://t.co/B7fBczSQp8

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Guess you do learn something new everyday @TheGoogleFactz @lNVENTlONS

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Daddy, what's for dinner?

"did you have cereal for breakfast?"

No

"then cereal"

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they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time.

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"I baptized him" https://t.co/9Vsf0GWE6C

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Told my kid that he had a viral infection and now he’s excited because he thinks he’s going to be famous online.

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Is incredible how most people cant analyse this things https://t.co/jcnO73Pwta