Garrett Rice

Husband, dog dad, history junkie. Passionate about Christ, the Constitution, capitalism, & college football - in that order. Proud W&L Law, LafCol alum.

[Justin Macmahan @JustinMacmahan]

Billy, this is Anthony Richardson. He has all the physical attributes of an absolutely elite quarterback. He can throw the ball a mile and he’s a great runner. His only defect is that he has no idea how to play the position

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don’t want to repost this stat line but morally I have to

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

how am I supposed to tell my girl she’s the most beautiful thing in the world when I just watched the O’s set a franchise record with six home runs on Opening Day

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

Happy #ValentinesDay. Here's to celebrating the day with that person you love unconditionally.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

What Jayden Daniels and the Commanders did this year will never be forgotten in the city. Restored hope. Restored the fan base.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The god damn balls on Dan Quinn. I fucking love it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Every NFC team has made a Conference Championship game this Century except…..

The Dallas Cowboys

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

GOOD MORNING

[Barstool DMV @Barstooldmv]

POV: Washington football fans trying to sleep tonight (again)

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

As you celebrate, do me a favor. Picture a seething Dan Snyder on his yacht in Europe somewhere.

[Kevin Coghill @Kevin_Coghill]

Feels like I'm living a fever dream

[brandon @JayDanielsMVP]

Jayden Daniels hail mary but with Titanic music 🥹🥹🥹

(h/t:@thisistheray)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Thoughts and prayers to all the Nashville bachelorette parties that are about to meet Vandy fans and the goalpost

[aka @akafaceUS]

Gavin Newsom would appreciate it if you didn't retweet this video of him apologizing for getting caught sleeping with his campaign manager's wife

[Garrett Rice @TheGRice]

By the way, will never use @StubHub again. Worst customer service I've ever experienced. They would not substitute comparable tickets. Just refunded us and wanted us to spend ~4x as much now that it's the night before the game.

[Garrett Rice @TheGRice]

@StubHub failed to deliver the tickets I was promised for tomorrow's Father's Day @Orioles game. 3-year old daughter super disappointed we can't go. Want to make it up to her. @kevinnbrown any chance she could meet you when we come to another game? She LOVES you.

[Garrett Rice @TheGRice]

Mr. Corum, a circle is not 365 degrees. That Michigan education is really top-notch.

[Garrett Rice @TheGRice]

I’m a diehard @Orioles fan who watches almost every game on MASN. Kevin Brown is the best play-by-play guy in the business. An absolute pleasure to listen to. And to suspend him for this? Really, Angelos? Grow up. Absurd.
#IStandWithKevinBrown

[reason @reason]

Grant Williams is taking his talents to Dallas next season, where he won't have to pay Massachusetts' new wealth tax. "$54 million in Dallas is really like $58 million in Boston," he says. https://t.co/5sJWi2cePe

[Garrett Rice @TheGRice]

Way to lead this noble charge ⁦@Orioles⁩! Thankful to root for a team that gives the people what they want! https://t.co/zkPES41pT1