The GaG

Geers are Gods. And can be inappropriately hilarious from time to time.

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

Just published a new issue today! Come pick it up in the ESS office.

[Michael S. Kallos P.Eng. he/him 🇨🇦 @kallosm]

#ENGG201 is 2-0-done! Kallos out! (chalk drop) BAM! Thanks for a great term W2015! @SchulichENGG @ESS_UofC @TheGaG_ESS

[Michael S. Kallos P.Eng. he/him 🇨🇦 @kallosm]

#ENGG201 Phase rule / vapor pressure / viscosity / never better! // Shear stress / fluid flow / packing spheres / here we go! @SchulichENGG

[Michael S. Kallos P.Eng. he/him 🇨🇦 @kallosm]

#ENGG201 Au game on in 2 days / On H2O's solid phase / Vulcanized rubber in SWE net / CAN critical point: win it! @SchulichENGG @TheGaG_ESS

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

Hey @kallosm! Hummus has got us thinking about 201. Is hummus a shear-thickening or shear-thinning fluid?

[Michael S. Kallos P.Eng. he/him 🇨🇦 @kallosm]

#ENGG201 #haiku Bubble popping fun /
Bentonite slurry for one / Viscosity done @SchulichENGG @ESS_UofC @TheGaG_ESS

[Michael S. Kallos P.Eng. he/him 🇨🇦 @kallosm]

Overheard in #ENGG201 lab "don't taste the bentonite slurry" #goodadvice @SchulichENGG @ESS_UofC @TheGaG_ESS

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

“@EngineersHumor: Fact: an engineer is 82% more skeptical of statistics than the average person” I don't know about that..

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

How to give directions in the U of C Engineering complex: say "walk that way 100 steps. Ask for directions again." -Mark Hlousek

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

Why don't engineers go to the beach?

Because they have a sine and cosine to get a tan.

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

The October GaG is IN! (In the ESS office, get your mind out of the gutter) pick up your copy in ENE132!

[Engineering Humor @EngineersHumor]

How to do engineering homework:

1. Write the problem down on paper
2. Start crying

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

“@VicBergeron: So excited for First Year Representative tryouts today! Can't wait to see the excitement they'll bring” 3pm, CCIT field!

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

What do you call an engineer's parrot that won't eat?

A poly "no meal"

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

Cogwheels are IN! Pick one up in ESS between 9am and 3pm!!

[U of C Engineering @ESS_UofC]

the first Udderly Informative comes out this week! Look for it in your emails!

[The GaG @TheGaG_ESS]

LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE SEPTEMBER GAG IS HERE! GRAB YOURS IN ESS.

[Michael S. Kallos P.Eng. he/him 🇨🇦 @kallosm]

Welcome all 1st yrs - remember #ENGG201 is 2-0-fun! (Labs start today sorry) @ESS_UofC @TheGaG_ESS

[Kip @kervinyip]

#roof #schulichengineers http://t.co/yLznfN8nRB