Bad pun of the day:
After reflecting on all the mason jars my roommates have collected, and how it was tempting me to can some food.
Me (to myself) Oh, but we don’t have a canner. I *can* not.
Me: *excessive chortling at myself*
@RyanMatlock Okay but in The Silver Chair, Eustace and Jill just enter through a random gate at their school. The door to Narnia is wherever Aslan wants it to be