The Game Table

This is just a place for me to post funny out-of-context quotes from my players at my game table

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GM: So it's a kobold, stuffed inside a half-orc?
Trav: It's a koborcen!

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Trav: I'm playing whack-a-mole, except I'm on the mole side.

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Tom: Grel Stealth.
GM: So... Grealth.

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Ranger danger!

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Trav: A grass nap is better than a dirt nap, right??

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Trav: I have Mapless Travel
Tom: I have Map Sense
Trav: Heh! He can read the map I didn't make!

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Chad: Are the rabbits lined up with each other?
Tom: No, they're off about a hare.
GM: Tom, hang on a sec, I have a special random encounter table just for you...

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I like big buttresses and I cannot lie

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Tom: I draw my long sword and approach the blanket.

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GM: The depression dips to only about 6 inches deep in its whole 10' diameter.
Trav: That would STILL hold a lot of chili!

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GM: He just passed Ghast!

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Trent: I have the Seeking Grasping Hams talent. It compels people to supply me with ham sandwiches.

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Jake: You guys are going into slaving? Trent: Wellllll.... *light* slaving....

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Jake's Vanilla Icer has the Stop, Collaborate, and Listen skills.

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Jake's sole practicioner character has no quirks or flaws. He's a Vanilla Icer.

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Kris: It's a whole NEW kind of stench. All right!

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GM: The Crawling Corpse is working its way through the door. The 3rd one is trying to crawl through at the same time. Andrew: CORPSE PLUG!

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GM: You use the dead birds to plug the hole in the door? Chad: Birdplug. GM: What? Chad: BIRD. PLUG.

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I just lied about my character having the "Skilled Liar" skill.

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Trav: If anybody finds a mime sweeper, send them to my place, cause I got sweepin needs doin and I'd prefer them to shut up while doing it.