TheGarfieldShow

The official twitter account of The Garfield Show not really

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Payed a guy 35 cents at the mall to put this on a shirt

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This has potential

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First look at Alvin from the upcoming ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ revival.

The new theatrical film is set to hit theaters in 2028.

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I’m snorting coke off this hooker’s back at #DavesParty

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It’s Finger Bangin’ Good

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I be wearing this exact fit to yugioh locals

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Le rappeur estonien Tommy Cash à la Fashion week Paris

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I’m in an incestuous relationship with your mother… what do you mean that’s not how it works???

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Being woke in this current social climate has me on my hands and knees because men keep fucking me

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#Garfield took the shahada before #GTAVI dropped. The mischievous cat walked onto the Sickelodeon set atheist…
walked out saying “astaghfirullah.”☝️(means “I seek forgiveness from God.”)

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After multiple months and days I FUCKING CAME 😤😤😤

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The goon sesh didn’t go too well last night now I’m experiencing a blockage in my chakras like Aang after the Season 2 finale

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Can’t afford gas or eat healthy in this economy how could Vladimir Putin do this

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I was at subway and I asked them to make my sub Jared’s way and they called the cops??? I just wanted to lose weight…

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When I go to the boba shop I slurp up the tapioca and spitball it out of the straw like my favorite Pokémon Treeko doing bullet seed

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The goon sesh didn’t go too well last night now I’m experiencing a blockage in my chakras like Aang after the Season 2 finale

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I be sipping cum flavored matcha and reading the art of war

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I be squirting and splurting everywhere bruh

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Jarvis, Jerk me off to completion.

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We grooming we gooning

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My asshole is kinda like the unredacted Epstein files… never before seen

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Wait a minute. This isn’t my private account!

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I’m kind of like an NFT, worthless good for nothing gooner slop…

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Happy New Year Everyone, I’ve decided to turn a new leaf I will no longer goon. I have decided to abstain from all forms of organized crime for the rest of my life…

I will continue to masturbate, violently…