The Gay Beards

Two best friends from this cozy little nest called Portland, OR. We tend to think the world needs more love & laughter. -Johnathan and Brian

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We’re official on duty! 🏊‍♀️🏊‍♀️🛟

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What’s the deal with cell phones? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

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Our account was hacked forever ago but now we’re back!

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#NewProfilePic

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@elonmusk Oh and..

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@elonmusk Also, this..

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Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she’ll conquer the world.

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Do not shake. VERY fragile. #12beardsofchristmas @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/Dy7ruQ6YmH

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It's not our fault you're, like, in love with us or something. Thank yule next! #12beardsofchristmas #onwednesdayswewearpink #meangirls @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/J15qa5k9J6

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When Santa confides in you but you have no elf-control so you immediately tell your best friend. #12beardsofchristmas @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/0vJLf81Zyl

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When everyone sees how much you’ve grown so they try to tear you down. 👀🎄 #12BeardsofChristmas @ Zurbergger Tree Farm https://t.co/giXkPAWA1J

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On the second beard of Christmas, we decided to set all of the turtle doves free. Sorry @BLCKSMTHdesign 😕🎄🕊#12BeardsofChristmas @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/IR1XPgO2D8

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On the second beard of Christmas, we decided to set all of the turtle doves free. Sorry @BLCKSMTHdesign 😕🎄🕊#12BeardsofChristmas @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/AzAxE6mvbD

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Y’all!!! We have MERCH!!! 😍😍😍 Took us long enough but here it is!

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When drama heads your way and you’re like NOT TODAY, SATAN ✌🏻😉

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When someone brings up politics at dinner.. #WingardiumLeviosa 🎈🙉

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Meet the guys behind @TheGayBeards, who turned their fabulous beards into a full-time job

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See how this humorous duo became @TheGayBeards 🧔🌸

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Keeping in touch with the people you love is so important. @PortalFacebook is our favorite way to do that. Fitting everyone in frame lets you make memories instead of troubleshooting them. Learn more here: https://t.co/TDevkgWKU8 #FeelThere #Portal #PortalPartner”

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When you told yourself you’d ONLY HAVE ONE 😬