Gay Soldier Parody

This account is not to disrespect the brave men and women who serve. This account is strictly for humor purposes ONLY!

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

The days we have hotdog bar at the barracks. ❤️

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

You Know What They Say About Being In The Navy...

If You Don't Sleep On Your Back.... Someone Will.

#soldiers #navy #funny

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! #moviesthatlightupmylife

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What are the soldiers doing over in Afghanistan? Classified information.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

This is the last time you put your mouth on my gun understood!

Yes, Drill Sargent!

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

Need a string for my soap people say.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

Digs fox hole just big enough for 2.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

Pink camo would the the sickest.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

I was on seal team 69.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

Got a medal from the general today. The biggest heart award. #proud

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

I love to man the gun!

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

Where can I pick up those awesome camo thongs. For my wife at home of course.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

To bad they don't sell star bucks coffee in Afghanistan.. #Coffee

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

I always sit when I pee in the barracks rest room. Because I have such a horrible aim.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

Vietnam war was so bad mainly because all of the guys where going after the women there..

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

They should make ugg commando boots.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

My weapon of choice.. The Smoke Grenade, don't ask why.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

So pissed when they shaved my main..

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

Got in serious trouble today.. During bunk inspections drill sarg found my diary.

[Gay Soldier Parody @TheGaySoldier]

#MentionATrueFriend

A true friend is someone that helps you through the slippery mud pits.