Earl The Drunk Horse

Generals Team Receptionist

I'm that horse that shows up to beer league games, you know the one

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I am ready to be hurt again. Give me some Generals hockey

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The Generals finished off the year with 17 wins. The rest of the games don't count cuz the other teams cheated

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The Generals have won 6 in a row but all anyone wants to know is what is @Suddzyy19 wearing.

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@bighigs76

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Teams with less wins then the Generals this year (so far):

Columbus Blue Jackets
Chicago Blackhawks
San Jose Sharks
21st - 30th place teams in the NBA
Every NFL team except like 4

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Game sheet is all set for the Generals next game!

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What is the Green Lanterns weakness?

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Media: "The Sockeyes quit the league, the Generals set a franchise record in wins, @Suddzyy19 leads the league in scoring, @mitchell1070 is a goon and the gens got new jerseys coming...how would you describe the first 16 games of the season so far, Earl?"

Me:

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The Gens have 100 goals, new jerseys coming and 8 wins in 15 games.

#horny #jiggsycap #dustin4prez

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If the Generals ever did a mom's trip we would just simply ask our players not to fuck each others mothers

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Me whenever I tell people the Generals are the best hockey team to ever exist

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My good friend Matt Riley once said "you can't drink a triple unless you're drunk enough to be as horny as Dustin at an Eagles game". These are words to live by folks

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The very best minds of the Generals have come together to find a solution to the @CBEHockey attendance issues. Here's our extremely in depth and thought out solutions:
1. Free tickets
2. Cheap beer
3. Strippers
4. Rebrand as the Generals
5. Give the POHO job to Dustin

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Word of the Day: Lavish

lav·ish
adjective

sumptuously rich, elaborate, or luxurious.

"The Generals roster for tonight's game is so fucking lavish"

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The Generals are in 1st place. Here's a very important and unbiased quote from an anonymous General who took the time to speak to the media:
"We are the best like no one ever was...To drink beers is our main quest, to score goals is our cause lol"

Yes he actually said LOL.

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The Generals are an overall classy group, and nothing shows that more then the names of each players Fantasy Hockey teams. This is one such example:

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Happy birthday to the newest General @Suddzyy19 !

This man goes harder and deeper then anyone on the team. His speed is unmatched, he comes so fast, hard and loud that when it's all finished, people look to the sky and say "damn, that was a Dustin"

HBD Sudds

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The Generals just keep winning and I think I know why. It's cuz everyone else finally understands that they are just not as cool as the Gens.

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He's coming...