The General

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[The General @TheGeneralIns]

The General ™️ Is going to war. Batter up, dickheads.

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

@tanaevans Why not

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

@tanaevans Take it back

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

It was a good pass

[Tevin Not Kevin @TevinNotKevin92]

@GEICO @progressive @StateFarm @LibertyMutual @TheGeneralIns

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

Damn this doin numbers

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Ay bro she just Jimmy’d my John

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If my girl ever got a “work-husband” she gonna be a “work-widow”

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

The first time I saw an interracial couple was when I saw Ramon and Flo together in Cars ™️

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

We tried but fucking Shaq got deals with them mfs too. Man doesn’t know how to say no jfc

[Jake Charlson @JakeCharlson]

@TheGeneralIns @GEICO @Allstate @ProgressiveFlo Will y’all make a commercial about how people that make Jake from State Farm references are lame and have no sense of humor? That would be great #MayStartIntroducingMyselfAsJacob

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

@hogwafle @kylenixmusic Penguin left me

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@shelbyymayz Isn’t this sorta the plot of the new eric Andre movie

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

@iamchieffff I think so, it’s ok to dissociate the artist behind the music from the music itself. The only problem being when you’re emotionally attached to the people who make said music, it gets hard to listen to them once you know they’ve done harm.

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

@iamchieffff Two days late but love to see it

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@evileirc Mr. EvilEirc, maybe I do suck. Maybe you had me right all along. Maybe I do butt stuff with the penguin. I think you don’t really understand what we do here at the General.

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

@iamchieffff Mr. Lunt helped get the General off the ground. Thank you for being a real one Chief.

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

Chris Jericho and Mike Tyson just ended racism

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$19 fortnite card 😈 who want one 🖐😳

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

Yea imagine that

[Persona 6 Waiting Room @GlacierAce516]

Imagine working for Geico and your boss is a lizard

[The General @TheGeneralIns]

Been thinking about writing lately...