Ben Brown

[Rukmini Callimachi @rcallimachi]

I can't remember the last time a piece of journalism moved me so much. The story of an impossible choice. https://t.co/QDEQXWZxYd

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We've updated our Twitter header in honor of the election.

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

...also (2/2) https://t.co/pQKI81ugqj

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

This should start your Saturday night off beautifully. Beck does Bowie's 'Sound & Vision'. It's extraordinary. https://t.co/SyT42FXONa

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

@skysooshi probably dropping. As you get older, it drops.

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"Dean Friedman's Hillary Clinton. You know how they say Hillary Clinton's trying too hard to be cool. He's trying too hard." #shitkatsays

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"That's a sea monkey? I though they were monkey-mermaid things."
#shitkatsays

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"Guys I don't want to go back to Korea"
- Kat contemplating moving if Drumpf gets elected
#shitkatsays

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"You know what's scary about being pregnant? What if when you give birth you poop?"
#shitkatsays

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

DO elephants eat elephants? Please tell me.
#shitkatsays

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"Ok, if we farm people, then maybe...
- Kat on whether we should eat people
#shitkatsays

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

Britny: I think we should have another world war.
Kat: I'm listening...
#shitkatsays

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"You know what I'm really angry about. That tuna sandwich was $18."
- Same marries guy

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"I wanted to punch her in the face. She was so rude. It's like they don't want children on the plane."
- Some married guy on the plane

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

@Andrenalion Yeah. IDK what it's for.

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

@Andrenalion Tweet. Am I doing this right?

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"Minellion, minenium"
- Kat trying to say "millenium"
#shitkatsays

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"He's like an off brand Gandhi." #shitkatsays

[Ben Brown @TheGenuineBen]

"The drawings give me eyegasms." #shitkatsays