Robert Bates

I'm just a Geordie from Manchester.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Fancy winning a signed match worn Miguel Almiron shirt and two hospitality tickets to Saturday's game against Southampton?

Thanks to our partners @eToro, you can!

Just re-tweet this post before 12pm on Thursday, 18th April to be in with a chance. #NUFC

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

Qué? 🤷😂

[Olivia Hanna 💕✨ @Oliviamaira]

I love speaking Spanish with @TheGeordie93 😂👏🏻

[Olivia Hanna 💕✨ @Oliviamaira]

@TheGeordie93 🤦‍♀️😂🙈

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

@thismorning phoned in sick this morning 😉 my excuse was my dog was holding me at gun point for a leftover chicken drumstick

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

Hey, check out this game, GyroSphere Trials! https://t.co/IlKveaFbCC

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

@paddypower @WhatTheFMemes @russellhoward

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

@paddypower @WhatTheFMemes @russellhoward

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

Joke of the year from me 😂 @paddypower @WhatTheFMemes

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

@Spielbergnews @realmikefox @BacktotheFuture I may have ruined the end of back to the future, I'm so sorry.

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

I expect an apology, And that you behave better or they'll be NO CHRISTMAS!!

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

@BurgerKingUK on top of that, my milkshake had no syrup in it and it's a cute trick charging people for large fries and giving them small!

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

@BurgerKingUK just paid £6.59 for a double bacon cheeseburger that had no sauce, wasn't seasoned and had sat in the holding units for ages!

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

Smashing out my first "Instagram" post!
#instavirgin #getsome #isnthecute #dapper https://t.co/BpKi4w6Pbt

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

@theweeknd Love won't make you find yourself alone in an Asda car park not knowing where you are or why your shoes are up in a tree.

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

#WhyImVotingUkip Because I hate Poles, and that cunt from the North Pole is the worst of them. Giving me fucking coal for Christmas.

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

#ImVotingUkipBecause the boys from the takeaway took over 45 minutes last night and Amir didn't offer any complementary naan bread

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

Aarons and Dummett coming up from the youth and taking the game to the billionaires. Come on the toon #NUFC #bbcfootball

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

Sneaky Pardews gonna let Stoke beat us for 70 minutes, then put Cisse and Armstrong on and hope they save him #bbcfootball

[Robert Bates @TheGeordie93]

Bitchin https://t.co/XA9mqQrXvy