TheGlesganator

Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh-Dun.
DUH-DUH-DUN-DUH-DUN.

♫ Der ne-ner! Ner ner nern. Der ne-ner! Ner ner NEEEER NERN! ♫

Terminator wan AND the second wan tae! In Gleswegian.

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"Look you, ah'm no' stupit, y'know! They cannae make 'hings lit that yet!"

- "No' yet, no' fur aboot forty year."

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"How could that man joost git up efter you..."

- "He's no' a man, hen! Cyberdyne Systems Model Wan-O-Wan!"

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"These wur took in Buchanan Galleries. The day. Ms. Connor, we aww know thit you know who this guy is."

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"Gibbons, whit ye daein'!? Ye cannae leave the desk lit that!"

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"Here, ah like yer bike."

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"Right you, OOT!"

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"...They look human... sweat, bad breath, some ae thum ur even jakies! Very hard tae spot."

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"The six hunner series hud rubber skin. We clocked thum easy, but these ur new..."

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"Yer boay gave me a message tae gie tae ye. He made me memorise it. But ah cannae mind it."

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"...he says that if he doesnae charge ye a fiver fur the photie, his Da's gonnae batter him."

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"Whit did he joost say?"

- "He says yer some wummin but he needs tae charge ye a fiver fur the photie."

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"Reese. How me? Whit's it wantin' wae me?"

- "How'mah meantae know Sera, hen, awright!? How'mah meantae know."

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"Dae ye ever git feart?"

- "Naw."

"No' even ae dyin'?"

- "Ah've telt ye. Naw."

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"Moan wae me if ye don't wantae be deid."

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"Ah'll take care ae The Polis."

- "Haud oan! Ye swore!"

"Aye, but ah wis kiddin' oan."

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"Pain causes it?"

- "It's when there's nuhin' wrang wae ye but yer sare it the same time. Understaun?"

"Naw."

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"Whit ye greetin' fur?"

- "Ye mean people?"

"Aye."

- "Dunno. We joost greet. When suhin's sare."

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"Here! Ah 'hink ah saw that boay ye wur lookin' f

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"Aye! There he's doon there playin' Efter Burner, oafficer."

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"John, The Polis ur efter ye. Check it oot!"

- "No' the noo, carrit heid! Ah'm tryin' tae play Efter Burner here!"