Once upon a time, there was a unicorn named The Great and Powerful Trixie. She was the greatest pony in all of Equestria. True story. The end. ((@notahorse))
And I'm incredibly thankful for that every single day of my life... A-anyway something something friendship is magic all hail me the great and powerful trixie tip your waitress I'm returning to my void of inactivity see you never losers~
Alright real talk. It's been an actual decade since I decided to bless you rubes with my presence and... I hate to say it, but... It was the single greatest decision I've made in my entire horsey life.
The ones I've met through this dumb terrible webbing site have changed my life for the better in ways I couldn't possibly ever imagine. I've met lifelong friends through this! Me! Famous antagonist-turned-supporting-character Trixie! Friends! Good ones! Great ones!!!
@CobaltSpark I see my powers of being absolutely lovable have thwarted any prospective ideation of you bringing harm to mine own body.
In other words, ♪ you can't kill me~ ♪ ;3