N/A

get mad idc💀😭

[N/A @TheGoat007_]

@ArianasTea_ @LosoLFC 😂💀and shes got zero pull

[. @utdcynical]

I genuinely don’t know how the United board keep doing it.

Just when you think they’ve hit peak incompetence, they somehow unlock another level of stupidity.

Special talent.

[LAMYN 🍓🇧🇪 @blaugranab30701]

😅 Oui, le caméraman mérite une augmentation de salaire pour ce travail.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Endrick: “I’m scared of the alien invasion, I don’t want to play”

Ancelotti:

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

"Morocco vs Haiti feels too predictable. I'm gonna watch the Brazil game instead."

Morocco vs Haiti:

[iBoU👨🏽‍🚀 @Ib_Regista_]

Il reste 3 plats , Seul Endrick n'a pas encore manger

Ancelotti :

[bigote @Exbigote_]

Ancelotti dandole indicaciones a los aliens para que se lleven a Endrick

[Sacha Lord @Sacha_Lord]

.@realDonaldTrump Manchester is not a "town."

We're the city responsible for votes for women.
Alan Turing
The first modern computer
The oldest English speaking library in the world
The Industrial Revolution
The birth of modern fashion
Rolls Royce
The football league
The first British plane
The bouncing bomb
Man United, Man City
Birthplace of the canals
First passenger railway
The submarine
Socialism
Modern chemistry
Splitting the atom
Graphene
Peterloo and the peoples voice
The Guardian
The Smiths, New Order

And of course, Vimto and Corrie.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Can’t believe I’ve wasted my whole life on only English football twitter

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Endrick: me puedo subir contigo en el coche?

Ancelotti:

[The Fellas @NorthSideCapper]

@MrFilipeOrlando Tbh, just let the cards where they fall.

Can’t try to manipulate the bracket. Shit always backfires.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Ronaldo Messi Mbappe Haaland Vini

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I just looked at all the countries Portugal will face if they finish 2nd in the group 💔

[Steve Baker @SteveBa99880334]

Fucking ridiculous…

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

On this day in 2005, Ji-sung Park signed for United 🇰🇷

Three-Lung Park was built different 🫁

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

The Aliens today:

0 Spottings
Took McTominay before the Game
Denied Ancelotti’s player donation
Scared away by VAR’s decisions

STOPPABLE ON THEIR DAY 💫🛸👏🙌

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

This video has never not cracked me up. Which player pissed him off so bad 😭😭

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🌟

#FIFAWorldCup

[B @utdbrxy]

It’s 2026 and Ronaldo has responded to Messi within 24 hours

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

GOAT things 😛🐐