ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ

The Goddamazon. The Godkiller. The Belfast Bomber. The Kneecapper from Norn Irron. That bitch over there. #RPAccount

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

To be fair, he broke two of his fingers first.

[𝗠𝗼𝗶𝗿𝗮 𝗠. 𝗠𝗮𝗰𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮 @DaHyenaKween]

lmao I haven't seen Priest since he stole that vampire's fangs.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

Ooooooooooooooooh.

THAT'S why Priest is in the States.

[NFFC Presents: Battle City. @TheWORSTEfed]

You should know @SCUMMovement.

We're sending one of ours to nip this silliness in the bud before it gets too serious.

A Priest sounds incredibly appropriate to deal with your ilk.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

@Cases4Baskets not even a smirk.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

Strutting the cat walk, watching the new trainees below.

Making @Cases4Baskets run the gauntlet until she runs out of witty fucking catchphrases or says one that actually makes me laugh.

I don't laugh.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

I remember when I started in on @YinzerSaysWhat's training. I don't think she was a fan of my 'the nail that sticks up is the one that gets hammered' philosophy when it comes to students.

She also learned that I don't appreciate short jokes.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

Watching these new recruits fumble over eachother. Today, children, we learn how to drop a considerably larger opponent on their noggin.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

What *drama* these children are getting up to.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

@WreckInTheCity Maybe

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

@NastyNadiaPW @WreckInTheCity Who are you?

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

Watching my students beat eachother to death in new and interesting ways, it's always a good time.

[SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING @ShWfed]

HELLO INMATES!

Chapter 3 of The Road to NIGHT OF VENGEANCE III: THE LONG HALLOWEEN is LIVE!

LINK: https://t.co/KSzqhIe9eN

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

@thrustndeep @Cases4Baskets Yes, funny.
Also a large mallet with the word bonk carved into it

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

@Cases4Baskets @thrustndeep Direct combat isn't exactly forbidden within the tradition of prankless harms, neither is using weapons.

Weapons need to be hilarious in nanature, however.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

@Cases4Baskets didn't disappoint with the gear ideas.

Leather's a little tight though.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

It's w tradition.

[Feral Streep @Cases4Baskets]

Listen, I have a LOT of slime squish toys, and I know exactly what temperature turns them into basically napalm grenades.

So I'm just sayin' this Prankless Harms stuff stays out of me house, or I start home alonin' intruders.

[𖤐 ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎*‎ ‎ ‎𝐄𝐴𝐓 ‎ ‎‎ 𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎‎ 𝙵𝙸𝚂𝚃 .ᐟ @hcgrove]

nice argument. unfortunately, yo mama

[𖤐 ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎*‎ ‎ ‎𝐄𝐴𝐓 ‎ ‎‎ 𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎‎ 𝙵𝙸𝚂𝚃 .ᐟ @hcgrove]

bitch what the fuck u mean i need therapy???? u need pliers so u can loosen the fuck up

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

@AmazonatHeart @YinzerSaysWhat Then I'll give you everything that I have until I can give no more.

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

@Cases4Baskets Could you, now?

[ᴀᴇʟʟᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ꜰᴏʟᴇʏ @TheGoddamazon]

I missed the thrill of choosing new wrestling gear. I miss the smell of brand new leather.