The Gods Of India

Serial Entrepreneur, latest venture in politics. I don't endorse any religion. Or anything for that matter. First 100 followers are going to heaven.

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My Current DP: No, it is not desi Dumbledore.
That's my most uncontroversial version in India.

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Even I can't save the Air India. They are just too sarkari.

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Beautiful weather Pan India. Because I am in good mood today, I like Sundays.

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I will consider it a noble act only if he doesn't make a movie on it.
#msgtruebloodpump

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@GyanOfGod Hi, do we know each other?

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Everyone is going to die.
Have a nice Sunday.

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#TheSongsILikeMost : Anything except the ones made as BollywoodRemixBhajans like THIS https://t.co/9AnffuxYK0

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Planning a strategy to get noticed on Twitter.
Jesus says "Lets screw up kids' JEE results!"

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Sorry Son,I gave you a chance back in Mahabarata as well. You screwed it up, #FTII is as pissed as Draupadi was then https://t.co/OmFrd57rGx

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Roses are red, violet is blue.
I exist, because of you.

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Everyone who is asking 'why is Arjun Rampal trending?' are really not helping in switching the trend off.

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I am such a hot trend in India all the time. Twitter makes me feel so non-celebrity. I need some beer to chill my mind. BRB.

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@Ram_Guha Answer: Maharastra Govt.
Since it is on the record let me tell you all, I love animals more than you guys.

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@varanasilive You are welcome, Son!
चलो, अब कुछ मेरे साथ भी कुछ शेयर करो.

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BedMonsters can't be everywhere so I made lizards.
Good job little buddy! Air India,I wish I could say the same 2 u https://t.co/RVgbWQ2G2r

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#AirIndia passenger gets lizard in meal on Delhi-London flight
http://t.co/yKC3rYdMoz

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@ramdev_baba Are you genuine?
There is no blue tick next to your name.

JK, I know you.

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@SadhguruJV Share some followers with me too, Son! :)
I get you some, you get me some. ok?

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Laws protect them or they are to protect to law? Politicians are my most ill mannered kids, sorry about that! https://t.co/7NaUxnrGiR

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@varanasilive Good job preaching poetry my Son! I shall get you to heaven soon, this place is dull.

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AAPtards are so going to hell. And so are Bhakts.
Congress is already waiting for them there.