The Emperor of Man

Protector of Humanity. Master of Mankind. Unifier of Terra. Creator of the Imperial Truth. Anathema of Chaos. CEO/CTO/CFO/Etc., of the Imperium.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Mother of all bombs? Really? You START with orbital strikes, and then send in the Legiones Astartes. Apparently this is amateur night.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Another difference? He's never served in combat? Me, on the other hand - I personally led the Unification of Terra. From the front lines.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Major difference between Trump and myself? I actually believe in science n' shit. Otherwise you can't be the Omnissiah. Moron.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

I spend time in the Imperial Dungeon, working on REDACTED, and this chump thinks he can crimp my style?

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

This new guy? Does he know it takes more than covering everything in gold and acting high and mighty to actually be high and mighty?

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Failure is necessary. It is required at times to move forward.
I may fail in other things, but I will not fail humanity. This I swear.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

The nature of corruption is such that once it takes root, "containment" will not suffice. The only choice then is complete extirpation.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Trying to educate kids with Chaos in the classroom is not only non-productive, but in a few millennia it'll also be considered heresy.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Hmm... wonder what the election results will bring us, a proto-Dark Age of Strife? We're a few millenia early!

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

I just realized I made Corax look like a certain character from old Frazetta art - inspiration for my XIX son.

Damn I'm good.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Working in the Imperial dungeons, I forget sometimes that this entire planet is mine. Wonder if I can use that to get some free coffee...

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

It's hard to be awesome like me, running an Imperium, crushing my enemies, and saving humanity from Chaos.

Couldn't do it without coffee.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Great read! So glad I have Remembrancers on the payroll - this way people can know how awesome all my ideas are.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Some say that what I do (or is done in my name) is cruel, heartless. Yet when humanity's survival is at stake, is anything too cruel?

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Wait? A line? Since WHEN does the Emperor, the Master of Mankind, have to wait in line? And with *kids* no less!

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Yeah, I remember when Fulgrim signed that endorsement contract. They still give him free product.

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

About to view incognito the Mechanicum power armor virtual simulation, titled "Iron Man 3" - does this "Stark" guy work on Mars yet?

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Hmm... first Angron and now Fulgrim get their own models from the Forge World. Did they just forget about me?

I AM the Emperor, y'know...

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Besides @HorusWarmaster, aren't you supposed to be out conquering and shit? Or do you just not listen to what your dad tells you now?

[The Emperor of Man @TheGoldenThrone]

Don't know about the other guy, but I've been in the Imperial mad scientist lab working on... stuff.