Kristen

Used to write as The Golf Chick™, maybe will again sometime. Also @TheGunChick. Forever in love with @protipsgolf (RIP).

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

@GavinNewsom Another rebranding: Facepalm Sunday

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

@KiddTelevisions @dog_rates @15outof10 I would also really appreciate this information. I've tried everything for my 11-year-old chocolate lab. She's currently on librela shots but they're not working like they used to. She also takes carprofen and gabapentin.

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

I finished the first draft of my first novel today. There was a time when posting this on Twitter would have made it feel real and held me to account. I miss those days.

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

To be in the writers' room at Kimmel today, tonight and tomorrow

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

@dog_rates Douglas was duckless until he got Ducklas 🥰

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

@ABC "Florida man" headlines become "Florida boy" headlines.

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

Posing for the much needed "indignity" emoji

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

But I declared it so. Such disrespect. MAKE DOGS GREAT AGAIN! MDGA!

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

And that's why he didn't make it as a USPS mail carrier 🥰

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Shadow. He forgot to put on his parking brakes. 12/10 we’ve all been there

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

Gemma's ears are magic

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

In case I'm about to get banned from Twitter forever, I love you friends.

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

Wait. So buying votes is constitutional? Like out in the open, vote for my person and I'll pay you? @elonmusk

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

@amyklobuchar What a joyful picture! Wish I could be there!

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

@dog_rates How did they not say BIIIIIIIIG STREEEEEEETCH???

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

@storm_reyes @RadioFreeTom So many things to subscribe to. Sometimes they just can't "meet voters where they are."

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

1/5. Unless Trump loses, America ends.

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

I think he also takes those guns to the gym sometimes 💪
And those fuzzy pads I just want to hold his hand!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Khan. He is your Uber driver. But unlike most Ubers, all of his rides go to the park. And also you drive. 13/10 five stars

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

People really don't deserve dogs. 🥰

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

Please nominate #SammichforSpeaker
I bet he'd get fewer no votes than Jordan. Embarrassing and divisive meet cute and unifying. #SpeakerOfTheHouse

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

What a great letter from a constituent! I have no doubts Sammich would be a Speaker we can all get behind.

[Kristen @TheGolfChick]

Just a little #thekillers at @TheOhanaFest with an Eddie Vedder cameo