The Golf Wolf

I'm the Golf Wolf jokes about golf, wolf, ai, and the freakin hunter. fluent in python, inform7, and sarcasm. follow my twitter account and retweet my tweets.

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The 9000 word jon bois football tweet

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Toronto’s mayoral election will have massive ramifications for the golf wolf universe. The voter’s of Toronto have a chance to make this tweet a reality.

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"So your troupe's from toronto huh? They talk about golf wolf there?"
*later*
"Sounds like more of a hunter town"

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*the chair spins around, revealing he’s actually the hunter*

#golfwolfgoeshollywood #thereisalsoaherlockcharacter

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Shit i forgot to livetweet sketchfest in-character as the Golf Wolf.

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Showing Up Golf Wolf mappings

Liz: The Hunter
Jo: Golf Wolf
Eric/Sean: LDH
The Pigeon: The Rider
Liz’ parents: Golf wolp
The Canadians: Herlock

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If Logan Roy from Succession was in Golf wolf, instead of saying “fuck off” he would say “fuckin lmao”
#golfwolfopinion #HBOgolfwolf

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Now Carmela is the real challenge here. Too savvy to map to golf wolp, not loose enough for golf wolf. As the character who (so far!) struggles most with catholicism and the soul, I suppose I should map her to The Hunter (the version of him that dropped out of seminary school)

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(As of the end of season two [potential spoilers])

Paulie/Silvio/Artie: The Golf Wolf
Furio/Livia: LDH
Richie/Junior: The Rider
Big Pussy: Herlock
Tony: Golf Wolp
Meadow’s friend who gets her in trouble for wrecking the house: Hunter

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Really sweated over this one. You can tell a good show by how difficult the golf wolf mappings are. You can see how sloppy these mappings are. I could see melfi maybe mapping to herlock, but only through tony’s perspective.

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Not sure if this makes sense, but I think post is somehow the perfect Golf Wolf tweet

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Confidently making Ellie the golf wolf because she does like making jokes. The zombies are all the rider i guess.

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They’re asking me to do the golf wolf mappings for The Last of Us already. The first season isn’t even over yet! Am I just supposed to make Joel Golf Wolp and just hope the season doesn’t end with a devastating camera pulls back moment?

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You may be wondering what I plan to do for Nuit Blanche this year. It’s a fair question, as there are tons of fun activities taking place. I shall spend tonight sitting at home tweeting “golf Wolf” late at night.

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“Wouldnt it have been funnier to have tweeted the golf wolf maps to Austin Powers?”
“Wouldn’t it have been funnier if I hadnt sunk all my savings into the disastrous golf wolf on broadway arc, setting off a series of events that have effectively ruined me?”

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Connery: Golf Wolf
Lazenby: golf wolp
Moore: Herlock
Dalton: The Rider
Brosnan: LDH
Craig: The Hunter

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Padraic: golf wolp
Colm: the hunter
Siobhan: ldh
Peadar: herlock
Dominic: golf wolf
Declan: the rider

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Ross: Herlock
Phoebe: LDH
Rachel: The Rider
Joey: Golf Wolf
Chandler: the hunter
Monica: Golf Wolp

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From everyone here at The Golf Wolf- Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and a reminder that it’s canon that golf wolp has precognitive abilities but I always forget to incorporate that into storylines. Also happy Hanukkah.

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Andre Breton throwing me out of an automatic writing session because I keep on conceiving fun golf wolf scenarios instead of daring subconscious prose #golfwolfdoesthesurrealists #themagneticgolfcourses #straightfowardenoughconcept

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(1890s Paris)
Alfred Jarry: ah bonjour, it is I, absurd genius Alfred Jarry, behold: I have written a play about a gross king! And my good friend, what radical piece of theatre are you contemplating?
Sorrowful Stranger: A musical featuring the golf wolf characters
AJ: Sacre Bleu!

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You could just imagine how happy that sickly little prick would be that I’ve finally did his mappings. Yeah Edgar, you’re in a golf wolf tweet now, you’ve finally made it you and all you creepy fucking poems. Quoth the raven, “take me to church” whatever

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Telltale Heart: The Rider
Cask of Amontillado: The Hunter
The Raven: Golf Wolf
The Masque of the Red Death: LDH
The newspaper hoax about the balloon: Golf Wolp
The Murders in the Rue Morgue: Herlock

Happy halloween from the whole team here at “the golf wolf”