The Goobernment

I fly planes and lift and such. Believe all politicians are gay. Formerly LDS to scripture minimalist to atheist to non-theist to Eastern Orthodox inquirer.

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@sarahdactyl123 That sounds nice. I'd sell and move closer to my local parish just because it's more out of town in a lower pop area in Payson, Utah.

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People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

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@JayDyer And then I got removed from the space. I was really hoping to chat with you.

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@JayDyer Wait @JayDyer as soon as you opened my mic the audio went away :(

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@skeletonheads A guitar has never looked smaller

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@TaylorRMarshall Them: "Catholics and orthodox engage in idol worship"
Also them:

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@Michaeldudufudu Michael hitting the big leagues on likes the last couple days.

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@SVVVAYED Rubber duck on the desk except AI

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@Channel6ixNEWS I just plastidip my caskets

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@pegasus9060 @abc7abigail Is this really the issue? That wasn't even funny or insensitive. So like... kinda lame yeah but for not why anyone thinks. It should have been funny and insensitive.

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I alter the Jesus Prayer from time to time to more personally put me in my place.

"Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a [fat/lazy/unloving/uncaring/uncompassionate/inconsistent/worried/anxious/etc etc.] sinner."

I just fill in the bracket with whichever passion or demon I'm dealing with. Total self acknowledgment to push for change.

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@OrthodoxLurker That's very good

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Ref getting staturemogged by them ladies

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I cannot stop watching this. I’m dying laughing at the effectiveness of this pointing & the seriousness of it. Incredible.

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@OrthodoxLurker Where are the Mormons that will profess that either A) Adam is, in fact, God The Father in their view or B) Brigham Young was a decidedly false prophet.

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I'm happy to admit when good movies are good and Tuner was not a good movie. Like I'm a lifelong jazz pianist and it ain't that deep bro. Not unless you're on psychedelics and named Bill Evans. I'm also a former software developer and I got the same "meh" when I watched 2025's The Amateur.

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lol I love the comparison to Japan. Like they say Gaijin all over the world or something. They only say it in Japan and pretty sparingly afaik. They know they're on other ground when they're not in Japan which makes them the outsider. The Joos™️, on the other hand, call people outsiders wherever they are.

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Hello, my "audience" is minimal, I'm hoping my fellow Christians can help me find a cross necklace that's not going to turn my neckline green and also isn't remarkably expensive. I want to support humanity but I'm also a broke pilot in training. My previous purchase giving me the stained skin is a result of not adhering to my spiritual father's advice.

Thanks in advance if anyone sees and responds.

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My wife teaches singing lessons and I cannot figure out what in so many little girls' lives is causing them to want to sing Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood.

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@goobygirl2 Netanyahuuuuuuu!!!

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Probably like 60% of the time my wife asks "turn off the adblocker, please" (pi-hole with a substantial set of lists), I get a call from the credit union fraud prevention department.