The Goof Fairy

[The Goof Fairy @TheGoofFairy]

Why is it I keep seeing videos of new Sparks (electricians) having a breakdown over stuff like earth sleeving that’s like 2mm too short? acting like it’s going to burn the whole damn street down. WTF are they teaching them in college? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@SprinterPress *Golden Age: terms and conditions apply, “Golden Age” may not be as expected, the term “Golden Age” applies to certain economic demographics of which you may not be part.

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@NYAutoMuseum *Floors gas with windows closed, promptly suffocates.

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Spent the week visiting my elderly parents who live near London, their lawn is burnt to shit “We’re under drought restrictions and a hosepipe ban”. On the train into London there’s a golf course spraying gallons of water every fucking where 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@socialwriter @sarrah_bellus

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@highsovereignn *Cracks windscreen

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@NickDixon Everyone moaning about this would be spaffing in their pants if Boris or Nigel had done this video.

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I love the way the London centric Westminster bubble upper class Eaton toff worshiping serfs are losing their shit over @andyburnham acting like an actual human being…..Cos’ the previous status quo has been working out for us so well previously 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Bitofhonesty @Frances_Coppola I used to live near Broadmoor it’s not a place anyone would want to be transferred to. The warders the will not tolerate his shit, he’s going to spend his stay as a drooling mess if he fucks around and would be wise not to irritate his fellow inmates.

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@KemiBadenoch Start with cutting subsidies in parliament canteen s, constant MP pay rises and insane expenses you bloody grifter. Always punching down 🤮

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@EHuanglu Now get your mitts on the Original Event Horizon films and release a uncut version

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@AntiTrumpCanada

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@PeterMakintps @GBNEWS @Jacob_Rees_Mogg You’re a cuck. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@utdbrxy I wake up in my 1852 stone built house and it’s 26 inside but 17 outside sooo guess what 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Everyone loosing their minds because @PlayStation dropping physical media and being like “I’m going to Steam!”

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@BrandonFugal @HISTORY It’s now Rocket Launch Ranch in our house 😬

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@memes_eV Didn’t they have a recall due to a leaking high pressure fuel rail or something?

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@Itswambuaa If you’re living in 1932 and have to double de-clutch 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@AuVodka peach and @Drink_RWhites Lemonade in a @gourmia slushie machine is an extremely dangerous combination 🥴