The Goon Messiah

Cum rest ye horny gentlemen,
Let nothing you a shame,
From The Internet our Saviour
Was born everlasting porn,
To save our hard dicks,
When we had no gals.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

megan fox doesn’t age at all

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities, 1991