Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic

✄꒰THEE Official Online Goonology Clinic ꒱ ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 BODY, 𝐎𝐔𝐑 CHOICE.ᐟ ♡⸝⸝ Control your gooning addiction TODAY ♡.ᐟ Founded and run by @Sendsexual

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

(﹙˓ ‍🎧𝖲𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗇, 𝖽𝗎𝗆𝗆𝗒 ˒﹚)

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂 (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

ˋ°•*⁀➷ꨄ 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 to read our newbie pamphlet thread to help you learn all about the clinic, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘂𝗽 & 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆! ꒷꒦

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐩𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 & 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐜~𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧.

𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬.

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡, 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 & 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧.

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐧 ��𝐞 𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐎 𝐄𝐙!
𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐙

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐥𝐝~

𝐔𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐮𝐦 <33

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

𝐒𝐡𝐡𝐡, 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲~ 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐭!

𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 '𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚$𝐡𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭

𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 '𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞

𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 <3

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛��� 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 "𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥" 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐮𝐬~ ♡

𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

💉⋆⁺₊✧ When 𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 has your back, 𝐏♡𝐑𝐍 does ﮩ٨ـ‧₊˚❤️‍🩹

ˋ°•*⁀➷ꨄ When your partner 𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 dumps you for being a 𝐋♡𝐒𝐄𝐑, 𝑷♡𝑹𝑵 stays ⋆˚꩜｡
₊˚⊹ ᰔ When family isn't there to lift you up, 𝐏♡𝐑𝐍 is ༉‧₊˚. (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

⋆⁺₊✩🩹𝐏♡𝐑𝐍 will 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 be the only constant in your life ︶꒷꒦︶ 𓊆🤍𓊇
꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ Who needs 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 when you have your hand & some yummy reliable 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐏 ᝰ♡ ⋆˙⟡

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

ˋ°•*⁀➷ꨄ Let us help you 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 with yuummfy 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐋��𝐏 to stay a 𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑪𝑻 to f♡cking your dirty fist~ ﮩ٨ـ‧₊˚❤️‍🩹

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

₊˚⊹ ᰔ 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌, 𝒅𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒚~ ꒷꒦

ˋ°•*⁀➷ꨄ It seems our newest & innovative brain chip installation was a successᝰ♡.ᐟ (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ⋆₊ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ All it took was one 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 & "𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬" procedure & now you're forever a 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 limp-dicked 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞 for the clinic... ﮩ٨ـ‧₊˚❤️‍🩹

💉⋆⁺₊✧ Good job on your obedience~ ⋆˚꩜｡

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘆 & 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲��𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 ｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡

Our safeword is "𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑨𝑷𝑷𝑳𝑬" .ᐟ .ᐟ
Never feel ashamed or pressured to say it and if it makes you more comfortable, you can simply send or react to our message with the pineapple emoji 🍍and the session will come to a full stop!

We also use the Stoplight System!:
💚= Good to go, continue on
💛= Slow down/I need a break
❤️= Full stop!

Either send any red, yellow or green symbol emoji or react to our messages using them!
The last thing we want is for you to feel uncomfortable and hurt. Consent is key and although you're a sub and are often treated as such in-session, your mental health matters and you are still only human.

｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗸𝗲𝘆 ｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡
We cannot read minds! Tell us what you want, what type of domme you like, your limits, your kinks, etc.

We all have our limits .ᐟ Never be afraid to let us know your budget and/or if you're running low on funds. We do highly suggest you have a minimum of $70 to send besides the consultation fee!

Never be afraid to tell us you're not feeling it anymore and want to stop.
If you're dried out mentally, emotionally and/or financially how are we gonna have fun playing? Always make sure to budget so that you and your pets can afford to eat and live! Keep us in the loop or we simply won't know.
Live by the motto "I can't fill another's glass if mine is empty" .ᐟ

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

(﹙˓ ‍🎧𝖲𝗈𝗎��𝖽 𝗈𝗇, 𝖽𝗎𝗆𝗆𝗒 ˒﹚)

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂 (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

ˋ°•*⁀➷ꨄ 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 to read our newbie pamphlet thread to help you learn all about the clinic, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘂𝗽 & 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆! ꒷꒦

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒 (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

Some of our treatment plans may include:

╰┈➤「 ✦ 𝐂𝐁𝐓 ✦ 」
── .✦ 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲
╰┈➤「 ✦ 𝐒𝐏𝐇 ✦ 」
── .✦ 𝐉𝐎𝐈
╰┈➤「 ✦ 𝐂𝐄𝐈 ✦ 」
── .✦ 𝐇𝐮𝐦��𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
╰┈➤「 ✦ 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 ✦ 」
── .✦ 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨
╰┈➤「 ✦ 𝐏𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 ✦ 」
── .✦ 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐭 ┆ *trusted patrons only
╰┈➤「 ✦ 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 / 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞 ✦ 」
── .✦ 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 / 𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐱 ┆ *trusted patrons only
╰┈➤「 ✦ 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥 ✦ 」┆ *trusted patrons only
── .✦ 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 ┆ *trusted patrons only

& SO MUCH MORE!

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ Who needs a GF when you have us? 💉⋆⁺₊✧
⋆⁺₊✩🩹Girlfriends do 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 but bring 𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, DUH ᝰ.ᐟ ｡𖦹°‧

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ All you need is to 𝑺𝑰𝑻 down & 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 lonely for us like a good 𝙘𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙜 ـــﮩ٨ـ‧₊˚❤️‍🩹

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂 (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

💉⋆⁺₊✧ Your balls are nothing more than a 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐡 on your body ⋆⁺₊✩🩹
˗ˏˋ꒰ 𝑷𝑶𝑷 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴 ꒱ˎˊ˗
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) Make yourself 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒆 again, dummy ♡.ᐟ ༉‧₊˚.

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐁𝐈𝐓, 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐘? (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

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︶꒷꒦︶ 𓊆🤍𓊇 𝑺𝑾𝑰𝑷𝑬
. ⋮ & your 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐭 all goes away name .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

˖‧₊˚ ⋅💉˚ Let my 𝐀𝐓𝐌 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐬 take care of your 𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 <3 ୭˚. ᵎᵎ

[Dr. Kafka’s Goonology Clinic @TheGoonologist]

@femboynoahh It was such a hard decision 😭 I might add more characters later on but I just need to focus with what I have for now