TheGordonGuide

New parents of twins, sharing our parenting wisdom in a very real life kind of way. Our days are filled with love, laughter, poop, tears, spit up & wine.

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You know you’re a #TwinParent (or really any parent) when your husband says “what should we do for date night” and you say “wanna get a hotel and...you know....sleep?” and then he considers it.

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People: “Twins! Buy one, get one free 😂”

#TwinParents: “I wish! More like buy one get tricked into another one as a surprise bonus gift you actually have to pay extra for, but are more than happy to bring home”

#TwinsAreExpensiveAF #DoubleEverything #HalfTheQualityTime

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Husband @ 8pm putting twins to bed: “I never get to see you girls for very long because I come home from work and you’re going to bed”

Husband @ 4am when twins decide it’s time to wake up: “yeah, I didn’t want the extra hour to sleep”

Wife from other room: “this is your fault”

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#Parents, at what age do my kids need to be when I can buy myself a new couch? Spit up as babies, I’m sure colored marker as toddlers, nail polish as teens, puffy paint at 30 y/o etc. Just curious when I finally get that “adult” couch I’ve been waiting on since college.

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@RunsOnFuel I was searching the term baby bum brush and came upon this tweet, so random but as a mom of twins, I hiiiiiighly recommend a bum brush, in fact I just wrote a whole blog post about it 😂 To each their own I guess, but it’s one of those must haves for me!

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...to the kitchen I go, time to reheat my breakfast burrito for the 47th time. #MomLife #BreakfastBurritosFTW #OneHandedFoods

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Started a @Twitter account because I find I’m laughing at my own jokes during my full blown conversations with my 3 month olds. #SAHM #TwinMomLife