Graeme Doyle

Professional Vagabond and Wandering Minstrel.
Host: Not News

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@elonmusk Welcome back to the trenches.

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@marissenmark @rickygervais

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@TheFigen_ Dats for your thumbs.

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The invention of the mirrorless cameras must have been a huge hit in the vampire community. #showerthoughts @theshadowsfx

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@bangeroooNFT In T!me

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@ryanglee03 @oOLatchOo Tam.

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@oOLatchOo @Mad_Dog_Jones This is so I HAVE.

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Last night I witnessed a woman discover her dress has pockets, and I was sad, because I don’t think I’ll ever experience that level of happiness. #dress #pockets #happiness

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@JustinRawana Especially if you knew I ate it all in one sitting.

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@oOLatchOo @hicetnunc2000 This why jo keeping saying HEN!

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@sethmeyers the @cuecardwally interview is what the people wanted. @LateNightSeth

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I’m in an uncomfortable place in my life, between two belt loops.

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@neiltyson on Resturaunts in space “They wouldn’t have atmosphere.” #colbert #thelateshow

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@ColinJost

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@JustinRawana I vote some form of artificial insemination leading to a woman bringing a baby raptor to term, resulting in the raptor bursting forth from her womb (or stomach Alien style) and consuming her and her sexual partner.

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spotify Knows what's up with #newmusicFriday @colemanhell #fireproof It's fire...proof. https://t.co/TT4S7fRvW1

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@michelecgoyns I was paralyzed staring into the darkness.

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Last one, I swear. See you next Christmas when you're all grown up #freyjathepuppy Happy Holidays… https://t.co/SKK8i2ph6T

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Family photo selfie. #family #homefortheholidays #christmas #selfie #freyjathepuppy #boxingday https://t.co/ennD0WIayF